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Old 06-04-2006, 02:21 AM
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An atheist professor of philosophy speaks to his class
on the problem science has with God, The Almighty.
He asks one of
his new students to stand and.....

Prof: So you believe in God?

Student: Absolutely, sir.

Prof: Is God good?

Student: Sure.

Prof: Is God all-powerful?

Student : Yes.

Prof: My brother died of cancer even though he prayed to
God to heal him. Most of us would attempt to help others
who are ill. But God didn't. How is this God good then? Hmm?

(Student is silent.)

Prof: You can't answer, can you?
Let's start again, young fella. Is God good?

Student :Yes.

Prof: Is Satan good?

Student : No.

Prof: Where does Satan come from?

Student : From...God...

Prof: That's right. Tell me son, is there evil in this world?

Student : Yes.

Prof: Evil is everywhere, isn't it? And God did make
everything. Correct?

Student :
Yes.

Prof: So who created evil?

(Student does not answer.)

Prof: Is there sickness? Immorality? Hatred?
Ugliness? All these terrible things exist in the world, don't they?

Student :Yes, sir.

Prof: So, who created them?

(Student has no
answer.)

Prof: Science says you have 5 senses you use to
identify and observe the world around you.
Tell me, son...Have you ever seen God?

Student : No, sir.

Prof: Tell us if you have ever heard your God?

Student : No , sir.

Prof: Have you ever felt your God, tasted your God,
smelled your God? Have you ever had any sensory perception
of God for that matter?

Student : No, sir. I'm afraid I haven't.

Prof: Yet you still believe in Him?

Stu! dent : Y es.

Prof: According to empirical, testable, demonstrable protocol,
science says your GOD doesn't exist. What do you say to
that, son?

Student :
Nothing. I only have my faith.

Prof: Yes. Faith. And that is the problem science has.

Student : Professor, is there such a thing as heat?

Prof: Yes.

Student : And is there such a thing as cold?

Prof: Yes.

Student : No sir. There isn't.

(The lecture theatre becomes very quiet with this turn of events.)

Student : Sir, you can have lots of heat, even more heat,
superheat, mega heat, white heat, a little heat or no heat.

But we don't have anything called cold. We can hit
458 degrees below zero which is no heat, but we can't
go any further after that. There is no such thing as cold.
Cold is only a word we use to describe the absence
of heat. We cannot measure cold. Heat is energy.
Cold is not the opposite of heat, sir, just the absence of it.

(There is pin-drop
silence in the lecture theatre.)

Student : What about darkness, Professor? Is there such
a thing as darkness?

Prof: Yes. What is night if there isn't darkness?

Student : You're wrong again, sir. Darkness is theabsence
of something. You can have low
light, normal light,bright light,
flashing light.... But if you have no light constantly,
you have nothing and it's called darkness, isn't it? In reality,
darkness isn't. If it were, you would be able to make
darkness darker,wouldn't you?

Prof: So what is the point you are making, young man?

Student :
Sir, my point is your philosophical premise is flawed.

Prof: Flawed? Can you explain how?

Student : Sir, you are working on the premise of duality.
You argue there is life and then there is death, a good
God and a bad God. You are viewing the concept of
God as something finite, something we can measure.
Sir, science can't even explain a
thought. It uses electricity
and magnetism! , but ha s never seen, much less
fully understood either one. To view death as the opposite
of life is to be ignorant of the fact that death cannot exist
as a substantive thing. Death is not the opposite of life:
just the absence of it. Now tell me, Professor.
Do you teach your students that they evolved from a monkey?

Prof: If you are referring to the natural evolutionary process,
yes, of course, I do.

Student : Have you ever observed evolution with your own
eyes, sir?

(The Professor shakes his head with a smile, beginning
to realize where the argument is
going.)

Student : Since no one has ever observed the process
of evolution at work and cannot even prove that this process
is an on-going endeavor, are you not teaching your opinion, sir?

Are you not a scientist but a preacher?

(The class is in
uproar.)

Student : Is there anyone in the class who has ever seen
the Professor's brain?

The class breaks out into laughter.)

Student : Is there anyone here who has ever heard the
Professor's brain, felt it, touched or smelled it?.....
No one appears to have done so. So,
according to the
established rules of empirical, stable, demonstrable protocol,
science says that you have no brain,sir. With all due respect,
sir, how do we then trust your lectures,sir?

(The room is silent. The professor stares at the student,
his face unfathomable.)

Prof: I guess you'll have to take them on faith, son.

Student : That is it, sir.. The link between man & God is FAITH.
That is all that keeps things moving & alive.


That young man was ALBERT EINSTEIN.......



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Old 06-04-2006, 02:33 AM
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Sis i have read this before lekin oos meiN
Albert Einstein ka koi mention nahin tha..

Still a brill posting !
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ager app perhein to es story ke end mein sirf yeh hi kaha gaya hai ke jo student es conv mein hai... woh Albert Einstein hai
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