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<DIV align=left>Marty woke up at home with a huge hangover. He forced himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he saw was a couple of aspirins and
A glass of water on the side table.


<DIV align=left>He sat down and saw his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. Marty looked around the room and saw that it was in

<DIV align=left>Perfect order, spotless, clean.So was the rest of the house. He took the aspirins and noticed a note on the table," Honey, breakfast is on the stove; I left early to go shopping. Love you."


<DIV align=left>So he went to the kitchen and sure enough there was hot breakfast and the morning newspaper. His son was also at the table,eating.
Marty asked, " Son, what happened last night ?"

<DIV align=left>His son said, " Well, you came home after 3A.M., drunk and delirious. Broke some furniture, puked in the hallway, and gave yourself a black eye when you stumbled into the door .


<DIV align=left>"Confused, Marty asked, " So, why is everything in order and so clean, and! Breakfast is on the table waiting for me?" His son replied, " Oh, that!Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off, you said,"Lady, leave me alone, I'm married! "
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Faithful husband...drunk husband..
does it balance
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