Women or Wife

[Green Fairy]

1. Women are unpredictable. Before marriage, she expects a man, after marriage she suspects him, and after death she respects him.

2. There was this guy who told his woman that he loved her so much that he would go thru hell for her. They got married - and now he is going thru hell.

3. A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds : " Wife wanted".
Nextday, he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing : "You can have mine."

4. When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife is.

5. It's easy to tell if a man is married or not.. Just watch him drive a car with a woman sitting beside him. If both his hands are on the wheel,you can be sure he is married.

6. A man received a letter from some kidnappers. The letter said, "If you don't promise to send us $100,000, we promise you we will kidnap your wife.". The poor man wrote back, " I am afraid I can't keep my promise but I hope you will keep yours."

7. "What's the matter, you look depressed."
"I'm having trouble with my wife."
"What happened?" "She said she wasn't going to speak to me for 30 days."
"But that ought to make you happy."
"It did, but today is the last day."

8. "Darling," whispered a frail little husband from his chair.
"I'm very sick, would you please call me a vet?".
"A vet? Why do you want a vet and not a medical doctor?"
The husband replied. "Because I work like a horse, live like a dog,
and have to sleep with a silly cow."
Edited by: gorgage

[dasht-e-tanhai]

veri nice

[scaber_rana]

very good one.......Rana jee

[Virdan]

Very nice Work Fariy Jee

[Great Planner]

very good work fairy

[Virdan]

Lo jee ab to khawateen ki tarf se he daleel aa gai hay

[Wasi Gujar]

hmm very nice jee ..... wasi gujar

[lucky_ali]

waqey hi acha likha hai

[Virdan]

Fairy jee to shaid hain nahee yahan so mien un ki tarf se aap sab ka shukriya adaa karta hon thnaks a lot Friends and thanks fairy jee 4 this nice post

[Sawera]

"A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds : " Wife wanted".
Nextday, he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing : "You can have mine."


Men

[Virdan]

Originally Posted by Sawera

"A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds : " Wife wanted".
Nextday, he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing : "You can have mine."


Men

Hmm i m agree with u

[Sawera]

why?

[Virdan]

Originally Posted by Sawera

why?

yeh to mujhay bhi nahee pata kiyon keh mien to masoom hon

[Sawera]

pata nahin to agree kerne ka koi tuk nahin banta

[Cynosure]