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Old 09-27-2006, 11:45 AM
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@~ LoVe VerSioN ~@



* If you love somebody...

THE ORIGINAL VERSION
If you love something, Set it free...
If it comes back, it's yours,
If it doesn't, it never was yours....

THE PESSIMIST VERSION
If you love somebody, Set her free ...
If she ever comes back, she's yours,
If she doesn't, well, as expected, she never was.

THE OPTIMIST VERSION
If you love somebody, Set her free ...
Don't worry, she will come back.

THE SUSPICIOUS VERSION
If you love somebody, Set her free ...
If she ever comes back, ask her why.

THE IMPATIENT VERSION
If you love somebody, Set her free ...
If she doesn't comes back within some time limit, forget her.

THE PATIENT VERSION
If you love somebody, Set her free ...
If she doesn't come back, continue to wait until she comes back ...

THE PLAYFUL VERSION
If you love somebody, Set her free ...
If she comes back, and if you love her still, set her free again, repeat

THE LAWYER'S VERSION
If you love somebody, Set her free...
Clause 1a of Paragraph 13a-1 in the second amendment of the Matrimonial
Freedom Act clearly states that...

THE BILL GATES VERSION
If you love somebody, Set her free...
If she comes back, I think we can charge her for re-installation fees
and tell her that she's also going to get an upgrade.

THE STATISTICIAN'S VERSION
If you love somebody, Set her free...
If she loves you, the probability of her coming back is high.
If she doesn't, your relationship was improbable anyway.

THE POSSESSIVE VERSION
If you love somebody don't ever set her free.

THE MBA VERSION
If you love somebody set her free... instantaneously...
and look for others simultaneously.

THE PSYCHOLOGIST'S VERSION
If you love somebody set her free...
If she comes back, her super ego is dominant.
If she doesn't come back her id is supreme.
If she doesn't go, she must be crazy.

THE FINANCE EXPERT VERSION
If you love somebody set her free...
If she comes back, its time to look for fresh loans.
If she doesn't, write her off as an asset gone bad.

THE MARKETING VERSION
If you love somebody set her free...
If she comes back, she has brand loyalty.
If she doesn't, reposition the brand in new markets
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Old 09-27-2006, 02:25 PM
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Hahahahahaha....Brilliant

THE STATISTICIAN'S VERSION
If you love somebody, Set her free...
If she loves you, the probability of her coming back is high.
If she doesn't, your relationship was improbable anyway.
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Old 09-28-2006, 09:39 AM
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its excellent
wasy is ke alwa bi ager koi version hai to batao,lolz
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Old 10-01-2006, 03:11 PM
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itnay version kesay
tauba hay yani jotay pakkay kisi na kisi mein to
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waqai g itnay saray versions hai banda kia kia try karay pata nahi is main jootay na per gayein ya kahein is version main behtreen hal hai k kuch b try na karo jo kismat main ho gha mil gaye gha
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lolz.....Sohno Uncle filhal itnay hi hain yehi try kar lo ...ap ko man jaoon
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lolz.....Sohno Uncle filhal itnay hi hain yehi try kar lo ...ap ko man jaoon
Sohnu tum Uncle kab say ho gaye ho??lolzzz
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jab say hooria aunty ho gai hain
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No Virdan Chachooo... zaruri nahi k agar Sohno Uncle hain tu Main bhi aunty hoon...!!
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V.bro kiyoon jotay khanay ka irada hai pata b hai girls ko apni age hide kernay ka kitna craze hota hai aur app to hooria ko saray aam auntie bo rahe hoo bhai app ki himat ki daad deni chaye...lolzzzz
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No Virdan Chachooo... zaruri nahi k agar Sohno Uncle hain tu Main bhi aunty hoon...!!
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOria Aunty........!!!!lolzz
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aisehgal Whtever U r.....is baat main jootay kahan se agaye main jab se yaha aii hoon sohno ko uncle bolti hooon ...meray samne tu unhoon ne jootoon ka naam hi nahi liya....lagta hai agar ap kisi ko aunty ya uncle boltay hain tu koi ap ko jootay lagata hai.......!!Anywayzz Mujhe apni age chupane ka shok nahi....so u can call me aunty N dont worry jootoon ko bhool jaein
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aisehgal Whtever U r.....is baat main jootay kahan se agaye main jab se yaha aii hoon sohno ko uncle bolti hooon ...meray samne tu unhoon ne jootoon ka naam hi nahi liya....lagta hai agar ap kisi ko aunty ya uncle boltay hain tu koi ap ko jootay lagata hai.......!!Anywayzz Mujhe apni age chupane ka shok nahi....so u can call me aunty N dont worry jootoon ko bhool jaein
acha hum lerkay to mind nahi kertay k hamien koi uncle bolay lekin deknay mai aya hai k lerkiyoo ko uljan hoti hai mostly ko lekin kuch nahi b kerti jaisay app jaan ker khushi hoye kioo k ye forum aisy jaga hai jahan sab enjoyment k liye atay hain aur yahan aisay jokes b hotay hain jo aam life main to shayd hum pasand na karein lekin yahan sabhi usko enjoy kertay hain,,,,,So CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERSSSSSSSSS
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No Virdan Chachooo... zaruri nahi k agar Sohno Uncle hain tu Main bhi aunty hoon...!!
Array Aunty tang nahee karnay ka. kaya hay k apun ko aunty log say bat karna nai mangta. abhi dhanday ka waqt hay so shakal gum karnay ka kaya
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Array Aunty tang nahee karnay ka. kaya hay k apun ko aunty log say bat karna nai mangta. abhi dhanday ka waqt hay so shakal gum karnay ka kaya

Uff Ap ko Chachoo nahi Mamoo Bolna Chahiye
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