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Old 02-14-2007, 08:41 PM
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Jo sadiyaon se hota aaya hai
Woh repeat kar doonga...
Tu naa mili to tujhko dil sey
Ctrl+alt+delete kar doonga...

Company kee ladkiyaan sunder hain
Aur lonely hain...
Problem ye hai ki bus voh
Read-only hain...

Shayad mere pyar ko taste
Karna bhool gaye...
Dil sey aisa cut kiya
Ke paste karna bhool gaye...

Tumhare samne hain itney items
Kabhi hame bhi pick karo...
Hamare pyar ke icon pe
Kabhi to tum double-click karo...

Roz subha hum karte hai
Itne pyar se unhe good morning...
Woh humhe ghoor kar dekhte hain
Jaise 0 errors but 5 warnings...

Ho gayi galti humse, click ho gaya mouse
Duniya ki parwaah chhodo, ban jaao meri spouse!

Tumse mila main kal to, mere dil mein hua ek sound,
Lekin aaj tum mili to kehti ho: your file not found!
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Old 02-15-2007, 06:04 PM
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YEH MODERN SHAYRI BHI NA
funny hai
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Old 02-15-2007, 09:36 PM
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Computerised poetry
tfs Virdan
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.........MR.JIN YEA APP NY KHUD LIHK HAI KIYA?
ANYWAYZZ NICE
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Old 02-19-2007, 10:27 AM
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Nahee Miss Churail yeh mein nay sirf send kiya hay
likha kisi aur nay hay
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Nahee Miss Churail yeh mein nay sirf send kiya hay
likha kisi aur nay hay
arg app ny nahi to yhe kis ny likhi hai?...
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Old 02-21-2007, 03:25 PM
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ab woh meray uncle to hain nahee k mujay pata ho aur na mien us ka boss hon k mujh say pochh kar likhay

Allah janay kis ki hay yeh mujay to mili aur mien nay share kar di Aqal ki dushman No. 1 lolzzzzzz
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ab woh meray uncle to hain nahee k mujay pata ho aur na mien us ka boss hon k mujh say pochh kar likhay

Allah janay kis ki hay yeh mujay to mili aur mien nay share kar di Aqal ki dushman No. 1 lolzzzzzz
mein aqal ki dushmaan hoon to kam aap bhi nahi ho aap ki aqal ka andaza aap ki pasand say lagaya ja sakta hai mein to pher no #1 per hoon aap par to koi no# bhi nahi lagaya ja sakta
wasay agar ap ko nahi pata tha to aap nay send koin ki
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No. 1 herion ban.nay ki kohsish nahee karo lolzzz
Mein No. 1 hon baqi mujh say jalti hay aisi nahee bano lolzzz

Meri pasand outclass hay so Tension Not.

Baqi mein nay send is liyay he ki thi k kuchh pagalo ko pagalo walay sawal karna thay so socha unhein moqa mil jaaiy lolzzz
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Tumse mila main kal to, mere dil mein hua ek sound,
Lekin aaj tum mili to kehti ho: your file not found!

very funny
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Company kee ladkiyaan sunder hain
Aur lonely hain...
Problem ye hai ki bus voh
Read-only hain...
Virdan Bhai ap ki shikiyat lagani pery gee
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