Sick for work ( Text Jokes)

[Old Admin]

Sick for work (Text Jokes)
Hung Chow calls in to work and says, "Hey, boss I not come work today, I really sick. I got headache, stomachache and my legs hurt. I not come work."

The boss says, "You know Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel like this I go to my wife and tell her give me sex. Makes everything better and I can go to work. You try."

Two hours later Hung Chow calls again: "Boss, I do what you say and I feel great. I be at work soon. You got nice house."

[Old Admin]

Another Cool Joke

Fire somebody

The Boss was in quandary. He had to fire somebody. He had it narrowed down to one of two people, Debra or Jack. It was an impossible decision, they were both super workers. Rather than flip a coin, he decided he would fire the first one who used the water cooler the next morning.
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[Muhammad Asad]

What is this admin? Jokes forum is separate and humor forum is separate...It's not good!

[Wasi Gujar]

very nice jee

[Rani_Pakistanii]

Originally Posted by muhammadasad

What is this admin? Jokes forum is separate and humor forum is separate...It's not good!

that's why i was saying.. that u guys should put some forums in the same categories Edited by: rani_pakistanii

[Great Planner]

dear asad its not a big problum ,, so dont worry ,its ok ........... any way so nice jokes

[pari]

nice

[Red Rose]

Good jokes