The Honest Wife

[Virdan]

Mujh per yeh ilzaam tha keh mien sirf larko ki hamaiat karta hon aur females ki mukhalifat magar mein yeh topic send kar raha hon kiyon khe larkiyon ko tp kuchh mil nahee raha.

A man who was driving a car with his wife was stopped by a police officer. The following exchange took place.

The man says, "What's the problem, officer?"

Officer: "You were going at least 75 in a 55 zone."

Man: "No sir, I was going 65."

Wife: "Oh, Harry. You were going 80." (The man gave his wife a dirty look.)

Officer: "I'm also going to give you a citation for not wearing your seat belt."

Man: "Oh, I just took it off when you were walking up to the car."

Wife: "Oh Harry, you never wear your seat belt."

The man turned to his wife and yelled, "SHUT YOUR MOUTH!"

The officer turned to the woman and asked, "Ma'am, does your husband talk to you this way all the time?"

The wife said, "No, only when he's drunk."
Edited by: Virdan

[Rani_Pakistanii]

lolzz sir yeh bhi to lerkiyoon ke khilaaf hi hai. es mein kon si alag baat hai

[HAFIZ]

lol....
yahi to alag baaat hai ke yeh lerkyoun ke khilaaf hai

[Wasi Gujar]

very great pah jee kiya baat hai aap ki

[Wasi Gujar]

Originally Posted by rani_pakistanii

lolzz sir yeh bhi to lerkiyoon ke khilaaf hi hai. es mein kon si alag baat hai

jabh girl her waket guys k khelaf bolti rehti hain to guys say tareef ki umeed bekar hai ,, rani jee aap agher humari tareef main kusch fermaiyen gi to hum bhi dil pay pether rekh k aap ki tareef ker hi dain gey .. wasi gujar

[The Chief]

ha ha ha ha ha

[Rani_Pakistanii]

Originally Posted by HAFIZ

lol....yahi to alag baaat hai ke yeh lerkyoun ke khilaaf hai

to wohi to keh rahi hoon janab ke es mein alag kiya hai? yeh to her jagha dekha jata hai.. i mean lerkoon ki lerkiyoon ke khilaaf batein

Originally Posted by Wasi Gujar

jabh girl her waket guys k khelaf bolti rehti hain to guys say tareef ki umeed bekar hai ,, rani jee aap agher humari tareef main kusch fermaiyen gi to hum bhi dil pay pether rekh k aap ki tareef ker hi dain gey .. wasi gujar

mein to es liyekeh rahi thi ke yahaan koi hardly asa topic ho ga jo lerkoon ke khialf ho siwaye ek do ke.. aur janab hum atleast mein to tareef ke munt-e-nazar nahinhoon.. aur na hi kerein gey to behtar ho ga. aur haan es tarha apni tareef kerwa ker humari to bhi nahin kerye ga . kiun ke tabh faida to koi ho ga nahin. (u know.. dil per pather rak ker tareef kerna ) Edited by: rani_pakistanii

[Aine]

virdan ji gr8 post chaloo rani ji innon ny is daffa yeh tu bata diyaa na kay woman hotii kitni sachii hai sachaee ka putla yahahn parr unnon ny shayad yeh baat bachoon ko samjayaeee hai .....virdan ny aurat ki sachayee aur apni zaat kay baray main jo farmaya hai bilqul thikh hai larky hoty hi jhoooty hain phirr woh jhooth traffic police ooficer sai kahain yaan wife sai yaan phirr GF sai

[Rani_Pakistanii]

true Aine

[Sawera]

at least she's being honest,,saach hi to bol rahi hai

[Green Fairy]

Originally Posted by Sawera

at least she's being honest,,saach hi to bol rahi hai

yeh its quiote right i m also agree with sawera nice work

[Sawera]

yup

[Virdan]

Thanks u all 4 giving ur views keep it conitnue

[Aine]

kya hoo gaya hai kahin aap ki behans tu nahi marr gayeee kisi bhi baat par react hi nahi kar rahy hain itny udaaas kuon hain

[Virdan]

Originally Posted by Aine

kya hoo gaya hai kahin aap ki behans tu nahi marr gayeee kisi bhi baat par react hi nahi kar rahy hain itny udaaas kuon hain

nahee udas kah hon mien bus aap logo k jawabaat parh raha tha