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07-20-2005, 12:29 AM
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 1) Teacher tells a student a=b, b=c implies a=c. Tell me an example. Student : I love u - u love your daughter - so I love your daughter. 2) Its funny when people discuss over "love marriage" and "arranged marriage" It is like asking a person if he would like to "hang himself" or "shoot himself". 3) What is a girl friend? Addition of problems, subtraction of money, multiplication of enemies & division of friends. 4) A married man was asked to perform his SWOT (Strength, Weakness, <st1  lace w t="on">Opportunity</st1lace>, Threat) Analysis. He said, my strength is my wife. My weakness is my neighbours wife. <st1 lace wt="on">Opportunity</st1lace> comes when neighbour goes out. Threat comes when I myself go out 5)Guide: "I welcome you all to <st1:City w t="on" st1lace wt="on">Niagara Falls</st1lace/st1:City>. These are the world's largest waterfalls and the sound intensity of the waterfall is so high, even 20 supersonic planes passing by can't be heard. Now may I request the ladies to keep quite so that we can hear the <st1:City w t="on"st1lace wt="on">Niagara Falls</st1lace/st1:City>?" 1)
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07-20-2005, 07:51 AM
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07-20-2005, 06:15 PM
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| aaap hanse to rahien hain mager aapke daant kidher hain ???
__________________ it\'s not my custom to swear at women ....... but they sure need it from time to time .... lol |
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07-21-2005, 03:45 AM
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07-28-2005, 07:41 AM
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| isliye ke pata vchal jaaye ke aapke daant alag alag to nahien hain .. khaaney ke aur dikhaaney ke aur...
__________________ it\'s not my custom to swear at women ....... but they sure need it from time to time .... lol |
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#8
07-29-2005, 01:10 PM
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| Amir bhai aap waisey hi great ho .. zinda bad
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08-02-2005, 10:21 PM
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| Thanks u all for contribution and giving remarks 
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08-04-2005, 12:03 AM
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array ap ne to woh keh ddiya jao mujhay kehna tha still thanks 4 this also 
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08-05-2005, 01:05 AM
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