*Jokes*

[Rani_Pakistanii]

Let's share some jokes with each other
so let me start






The Burnt Ears
One day a man was going on the street. He met a man who asked him what had happened to his ears as both ears covered with bandages.

He said: "I was ironing my clothes when the phone bell rang. Instead of picking up the phone, i pick up the iron, so i burnt my ear."

The man asked "So what happened to your other ear?"

He said "That same stupid guy called again" Edited by: rani_pakistanii

[Rani_Pakistanii]

Computer Users

Computer users are divided into three types:

Novice, Intermediate and Expert.

Novice Users - People who are afraid that simply pressing a key might break their computer.

Intermediate Users - People who don't know how to fix their computer after they've just pressed a key that broke it.

Expert Users - People who press the keys that break other people's computers.

[Zindagee]

lolzzzzzzzzz achay jokes hain

[Sawera]

nice topic..


heres a joke, its Lawyers in Heaven, really funny

An engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates. St. Peter checks his dossier and says, "Ah, you're an engineer ... you're in the wrong place." So, the engineer reports to the gates of hell and is let in.

Pretty soon, the engineer gets dissatisfied with the level of comfort in hell, and starts designing and building improvements. After a while, they've got air conditioning, flush toilets and escalators; the engineer soon becomes a pretty popular guy.

One day, God calls Satan up on the telephone and says with a sneer: "So, how's it going down there in hell?"

Satan replies: "Hey, things are going great! We've got air conditioning, flush toilets, and escalators! And there's no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next!"

God exclaims: "What? You've got an engineer? That's a mistake! He should never have gotten down there; send him up here."

Satan, standing his ground, challenges: "No way. I like having an engineer on the staff, and I'm keeping him."

God replies threateningly: "Send him back up here or I'll sue!"

Satan laughs uproariously and answers: "Yeah, right! And just where are YOU going to find a lawyer?

[Red Rose]

Hmmm


Excellent

[Rani_Pakistanii]

three year old put his shoes on by himself. His mother noticed the left was on the right foot. She said,"Son, your shoes are on the wrong feet." He looked up at
her with a raised brow and said, "Don't kid me, Mom, I know they're my feet." Edited by: rani_pakistanii

[Rani_Pakistanii]

Can people predict the future with cards?
My mother can.
Really?
Yes, she takes one look at my report card and can tell me exactly what will happen when my Dad gets home.

[Sawera]

Nice

[Rani_Pakistanii]

[Virdan]

Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha So Funny

[~sparkle~]

lolz funny!!!!!!!!!

[Virdan]

jee waqai maz aa gaya hay

[Rani_Pakistanii]

thank u

[Rani_Pakistanii]

I was on a flight to Hong Kong once. The flight would be seven hours long, so I decided to get some shuteye. I was soon awakened by the stewardess, who asked me if I would like some dinner. I said, "What are my choices?" And she said, "Yes or no."

[Rani_Pakistanii]

A little old lady was walking down the street, and she kept repeating, "21, 21."
She walked past a man who heard what she was saying.
"Come on, lady!" he said, "You are not 21!"
She smacked him on the head with her handbag,
then walked off repeating, "22, 22..."