*Jokes*

[Rani_Pakistanii]

Let's share some jokes with each other
so let me start






The Burnt Ears
One day a man was going on the street. He met a man who asked him what had happened to his ears as both ears covered with bandages.

He said: "I was ironing my clothes when the phone bell rang. Instead of picking up the phone, i pick up the iron, so i burnt my ear."

The man asked "So what happened to your other ear?"

He said "That same stupid guy called again" Edited by: rani_pakistanii

[HAFIZ]

is per hansna tha kiya ???

[Rani_Pakistanii]

app ki apni marzi hai

[HAFIZ]

by da way aap itni jaldi cofuse kiun ho jaati hain ???



or phir bhi kehtien hain ke gyals are the best ...

[Rani_Pakistanii]

yeh to hai ke mein bohat jlad confuse ho jati hoon, kiun ke app baat hi asi kertey hain
hmm mein nein kisi bhi poat mein asa kaha hai? prove kerein

[HAFIZ]

to mien kiya samjhooon ???
aaaap is baat ko maanti hain ke Boys are best ....??
Or jus u dun wana commit on dis topic??? means u r in between sumwere ....lol..

[Rani_Pakistanii]

what.. did i ever say boys are thebest?
uff u sure, u weren't sleepin while posting

[Champion]

lol, cool jokes

[Champion]

Aik shakhs apnay dost ke ghar gaya, dost ne khana lagwa diya.....dono dost khana kha rahay thay ke achanak hawa ke taiz chalnay se kamray ki chatt(Roof)[jo ke bohat kamzor thi] se aawaz aanay lagi... mehmaan dost ghabra ker chatt ki taraf dekhnay laga maizbaan dost bola GHABRAO MAT YAR CHATT ALLAH KO YAAD KAR RAHI HAI mehmaan dost bola MAIN GHABRA NAHI RAHA, MUJHAY IS BAAT KA DAR HAI KAHEEN CHATT ALLAH KO YAAD KARTAY KARTAY SAJDAY MAIN NA GIRR PARAY

[HAFIZ]

Originally Posted by rani_pakistanii

what.. did i ever say boys are thebest?
uff u sure, u weren't sleepin while posting

actually i am in doubt too...so cnt say nefin ,..

[Wasi Gujar]

very very funny jokes Rani jee and sawera jee ,, realy attractive ..

[Wasi Gujar]

Originally Posted by Champion

Aik shakhs apnay dost ke ghar gaya, dost ne khana lagwa diya.....dono dost khana kha rahay thay ke achanak hawa ke taiz chalnay se kamray ki chatt(Roof)[jo ke bohat kamzor thi] se aawaz aanay lagi... mehmaan dost ghabra ker chatt ki taraf dekhnay laga maizbaan dost bola GHABRAO MAT YAR CHATT ALLAH KO YAAD KAR RAHI HAI mehmaan dost bola MAIN GHABRA NAHI RAHA, MUJHAY IS BAAT KA DAR HAI KAHEEN CHATT ALLAH KO YAAD KARTAY KARTAY SAJDAY MAIN NA GIRR PARAY

very nice joke Mod jee