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Old 07-08-2005, 12:56 AM
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Log kehte hain ki ladkiyan zindagi hoti hain maut nahi, magar woh log ueh kyon bhool jaate hain ki dhoka bhi zindagi hi deti hai maut nahi."

Jab tum aine ke paas jate ho to aina kehta hai beautiful beautiful" aur jab tum aine se dur jate ho to aina kahata hai " aprilfool, aprilfool "

Din ko Chain Nahi, Raat Ko Aaram Nahi, Ji Na Lage Kahi, E Khuda Kya Yehi Pyar Hai? STUPID Ye Pyar Nahi Summer Ki Garmi Hai, Ja Jake naha le.

Hasti thi hasaati thi, Baalon ko lehrati thi, kuch soch kar sharmati thi, phir kuch soch ke muskurati thi....AAJ PATA CHALA - KAMBAKHT PAGAL THI !!! .....

Ek ladki thi diwani C. Mobile lekar ghoomti thi. Sharma ke Nazre jhuka ke woh kuch karti rahti thi. Jab bhi milti thi mujhse, hamesha puchti thi, yeh ON kaise hota hai yeh ON kaise hota hai

Aisa hai dostana hamara, mein kisti tu kinara , mai dhanush tu teer , mai matar tu paneer , mein barish tu badal , mai rajma tu chawal,mein hot tu cool , mai April tu fool.


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Old 07-08-2005, 01:24 AM
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Log kehte hain ki ladkiyan zindagi hoti hain maut nahi, magar woh log ueh kyon bhool jaate hain ki dhoka bhi zindagi hi deti hai maut nahi."
yeh funny line nahin bulkey bohat acha kaha hai kisi nein
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Old 07-08-2005, 04:17 AM
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Log kehte hain ki ladkiyan zindagi hoti hain maut nahi, magar woh log ueh kyon bhool jaate hain ki dhoka bhi zindagi hi deti hai maut nahi."
yeh funny line nahin bulkey bohat acha kaha hai kisi nein
I m totally agree with u Rani Jee
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Old 07-08-2005, 09:23 PM
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I'm laughin my head off

very funny...
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Old 07-09-2005, 12:07 AM
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Thanks 4 liking Swera
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if its good, u cant help likin it
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Hmm u r right
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i know
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Old 07-10-2005, 09:05 AM
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aur kaya aap yeh bhi janti hain keh mein ne jhoot bola tha
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Old 07-10-2005, 11:47 PM
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nahin main nahin janti or jan-na bhi nahin chahti
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Log kehte hain ki ladkiyan zindagi hoti hain maut nahi, magar woh log ueh kyon bhool jaate hain ki dhoka bhi zindagi hi deti hai maut nahi."
yeh funny line nahin bulkey bohat acha kaha hai kisi nein
I m totally agree with u Rani Jee
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Hmm Well Done
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Lerkiyoon ke baare main bohot kuch keh chuke ho kahin ye na ho ke forum ki sab lerkiyaan aap ko zinda na chorain.
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chalo zinda na chhorein gi maar kar to chhorein gay akaya science hay
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