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Old 06-29-2005, 09:28 PM
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WOMAN has MAN in it.

SHE has HE in it.

Mrs. has Mr. in it.

LADY has LAD in it.

MISTERESS has MISTER in it.

MADAM has ADAM in it.

HOSTESS has HOST in it.

FEMALE has MALE in it and so onthe list is unending

SO NO need to be proud ....Girls are always incomplete
without Boys....ha ha ha ...... Sorry just think as a joky nothing more Take Care All
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Aamir bhai Aap ko koi khayaal hai jab bhi dekho lerkiyoon ki buraai karte rehte ho. dekh lene phir baad main humare paas bhaage nahin aana. kiyon ke is forum ki lerkiyaan bohot dhaadhi hain. main abhi bhi aap ko warn kar raha hoon .balke.woh cynosure jee ne to aap ko muaaf bhi nahin karna.abh aap ke paas sirf thoda waqt hai.
Ik to mien in jamoro se bara tang hon bhai ab taraqi kar lo kuchh zayda kamana hay ghar ke liyay toab jamoray se madari ban jao dosro ke kandhay per rakh ke bandook nahee chalao achha to daikh lein gay aap ko bhi aur aap ki cynosure jee ko bhi






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aap ka kaam ban na bhi nahee hay
app se kaha kis ne k hum kaam bana rahay hain.
huamara kam to bana banaya hota hay. wese Wasi Jee ne kaha k yeh poilce waloon k asol se 3+3=8 huwa. lakin Woh innocent hain is liay yad nahi raha k police k asool hotay to hal behal na hota aur mstakqil batao kesay na hota.
agar awaam he na hoti to
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Aamir bhai Aap ko koi khayaal hai jab bhi dekho lerkiyoon ki buraai karte rehte ho. dekh lene phir baad main humare paas bhaage nahin aana. kiyon ke is forum ki lerkiyaan bohot dhaadhi hain. main abhi bhi aap ko warn kar raha hoon .balke.woh cynosure jee ne to aap ko muaaf bhi nahin karna.abh aap ke paas sirf thoda waqt hai.
Ik to mien in jamoro se bara tang hon bhai ab taraqi kar lo kuchh zayda kamana hay ghar ke liyay toab jamoray se madari ban jao dosro ke kandhay per rakh ke bandook nahee chalao achha to daikh lein gay aap ko bhi aur aap ki cynosure jee ko bhi





aray yeh meri party kis khushi main bana di hay . aur yeh dhamki theek hay koi bat nahi
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Party to ab aap ki tarf ban he gai hay aur baqi rahi dhamki to mein to hon he masoom
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Party to ab aap ki tarf ban he gai hay aur baqi rahi dhamki to mein to hon he masoom
yeh kon si party hay jis kamujhay nahi pata . ab ko is ka bhi kiya pata app to masoom hain na.
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aieiwen hi ..ab wo itnay bhi masoom nahein hain hai .....aaaaho
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haaaan aapki shakal se hi lag raha hai ke aaaap dhoodh ko dhoodhooo or roti ko Gogo keh ker bulaatey ho ..aaaho
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haaaan aapki shakal se hi lag raha hai ke aaaap dhoodh ko dhoodhooo or roti ko Gogo keh ker bulaatey ho ..aaaho
roti ko Gogo
yeh kon say masoom hotay hain jo roti ko bhi bultay hain woh bhi Gogo keh k
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Hotay hain aaaap jesay kuch ...
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hum jesay ALLAH KI REMHAT WALAY. Thanks Jee
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assalam-o-alaikum aal .. my 1st entry in this topic .. to janab agher socha jaye to bhai amir ney bilkul theek keha hai k baghair guys k girls incomplet hain to janab theek hai .. baki batain jitni marzi ker lo koi faida nahin hai ... janab hakeeket say moun nahin morhna chahiye belkey usey khunda paishani say tasleem kerna chahiye .. abh zera sochain k duniya benaney k liye pehley kis ka wajood benaya giya to aap ko samjh aa hi jaye gi .. aur auret ko mard ki pasli say paida kiya giya .. to janab how can girls complite without guys
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incomplete hona koi buri bat nahi hay. nothings perfect . but we shouldn't be making any thing baised. baki i don't believe in this kind of discriminations. ALLAH NE SAB KO bohat piyar se banya hay. sab se otni he MOHABAT FERMATA HAY. bus jo TAKWA main ziyada barh sakta hay os ki MOAHABAT SAHI HAY.
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incomplete hona koi buri bat nahi hay. nothings perfect . but we shouldn't be making any thing baised. baki i don't believe in this kind of discriminations. ALLAH NE SAB KO bohat piyar se banya hay. sab se otni he MOHABAT FERMATA HAY. bus jo TAKWA main ziyada barh sakta hay os ki MOAHABAT SAHI HAY.
maira naheekhayal keh yahna per koi incomplete honay ko bura kh\eh raha hay aur koi shaq nahee keh Allah Tla her ik se bohat muhabbat karty hian magar baat asool ki so jis daleel se baat ki gai hay us ka yeh jawab nahee isay to yahi kaha ja sakta hay keh aap jan bojh kar man na nahee chahti kabhi maan bhi laina chahyay apni zaat k khol se bahir bhi aa jana chahyay har jagah jeet ki khawahish achhi nahee hoti dearest member ok thanks 4 giving ur opinions
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wasi ji manaa ky virdan aur aap sahih keh rahain hain parr app bhiu yeh un loo manaa ky i duniyaa main pehly mard ko paida kiya gayaa tthaa laykin adam ji akele rah kar thak gayae thy tab unnon ny khudaa sai iltaja kiyaa thaa aap mera koi saathi banaa doo tabb amman hawa ko banayaa ........iss duniyaaa main koi bhi complete nahi naa hi aurat mard ky baghair nahi mard aurat ky baghair
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