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Old 06-29-2005, 09:22 PM
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kyon chalti hai pawan ?
because of evaporation


kyon jhoome hai gagan ?
because of earth's revolution



kyon machalta hai mann ?
because of excessive respiration




na tum janno na hum ?
but i just gave all the answers




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kyon aati hai bahar ?
because of change in season




kyon lutata hai kaarar ?
becuase of mental tension




kyon hota hai pyaar ?
because of fatal attraction




na tum janno na hum ?
like i said these are all science phenomena




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kyon gum hai har disha ?
because u have lost the sense of direction




kyon hota hai nasha ?
because of drug addiction




kyon aata hai maza?
because of food’s temptation.




na tum janno na hum?
I think u r jealous from my intelligence

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Old 06-30-2005, 03:08 AM
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kamal hai
why would i be jealous

chalaye itna to prove ho gaya ke science mein kafi intrest hai app ko
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Virdan u might wanna tell that to the lyricist of this song

i always thought the song made no sense
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Old 06-30-2005, 10:17 PM
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kamal hai
why would i be jealous

chalaye itna to prove ho gaya ke science mein kafi intrest hai app ko
yeh to aap ko pata ho ga keh aap kiyon jalous ho mien to masoom hon science mujhay bohat aati hay glalio ne radio ejad kiya tha aur markooni ne bed
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Old 06-30-2005, 10:21 PM
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Virdan u might wanna tell that to the lyricist of this song

i always thought the song made no sense
Mujhay khud pata nahee chalta keh mien kaya kehna chah raha hon aap ko kaya batao waisay kisi ko batana nahe emien masoom hon
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Ok
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Ok
uff aap ki tension daikhi nahee jati
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app ko kiss ne keh diya main tension main hoon
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app ko kiss ne keh diya main tension main hoon
Lag to yahi raha tha Chalo agar nahe eho to koi baat nahee
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app ko hamesha ghalat kiun lagta hai
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app ko hamesha ghalat kiun lagta hai
Kiyon keh mien hamaisha sahee hota hon
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khush fehmiyan
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khush fehmiyan
Han jee magar aap ki
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meri khush fehmiyannot makin sense
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