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Old 06-29-2005, 09:22 PM
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kyon chalti hai pawan ?
because of evaporation


kyon jhoome hai gagan ?
because of earth's revolution



kyon machalta hai mann ?
because of excessive respiration




na tum janno na hum ?
but i just gave all the answers




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kyon aati hai bahar ?
because of change in season




kyon lutata hai kaarar ?
becuase of mental tension




kyon hota hai pyaar ?
because of fatal attraction




na tum janno na hum ?
like i said these are all science phenomena




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kyon gum hai har disha ?
because u have lost the sense of direction




kyon hota hai nasha ?
because of drug addiction




kyon aata hai maza?
because of food’s temptation.




na tum janno na hum?
I think u r jealous from my intelligence

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meri khush fehmiyannot makin sense
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kaun si koi nai baat hay kis baat ki aati hay aap ko pehlay
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aap late kar bhi soch sakti hain premission gramted
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