Funny Quotes About Marriage

[sohno4u]

"In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker."


"My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met."


"Ah, yes, divorce...from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's
genitals through his wallet."


"A married man should forget his mistakes; no use two people
remembering the same thing."



"When you see a married couple walking down the street, the one
that's a few steps ahead is the one that's mad."


"Eighty percent of married men cheat in America...
The rest cheat in Europe."


"Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the
hope of pulling out an eel."


"I don't think I'll get married again. I'll just find a woman I don't like
and give her a house."

"I'm the only man in the world with a marriage license made out to
whom it may concern."


"I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her."


"The difference between divorce and legal separation
is that legal separation gives a husband time to hide his money." ! ;

[Sara Ali]

"Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of pulling out an eel." ... funny... :4:

[sohno4u]

thank u, but if u put ur hand, dont u get it back safe,lolz

[toxic_theone]

shaadi itni buri bhi nahi... jitni k log bana kar paish kartay hai...

[sohno4u]

u will know when u got married, if u r already then u cant say this,

[toxic_theone]

i m still not married.. but if it was such bad thing Allah wont allow us to b married.. it only our short comming which make life worst. Ok ????

[sohno4u]

This is almighty prinicple and every body follow it up, how can u run from it,
be practicle and have some nice thoughts,ok

[toxic_theone]

THIS IS WHAT I M TRYING TO TELL U

[*Dj Prince*]

"The difference between divorce and legal separation
is that legal separation gives a husband time to hide his money." ! ;

Mahi was lol on this!!

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