Funny Definations

[Virdan]

1. Cigarette: A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool at the other.

2. Love affairs: Something like cricket where one-day internationals are more popular than a five-day test.

3. Marriage: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master

4. Divorce: Future tense of marriage

5. Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either".

6. Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

7. Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.

8. Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeated by feminine water-power..

9. Dictionary: A place where divorce comes before marriage.

10. Conference Room: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens & everybody disagrees later on.

11. Ecstasy: A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before.

12. Classic: books, which people praise, but do not read.

[The Chief]

Very Nice Amir Keep going on ur powers </font>

[Virdan]

Thanks Mod

[Rani_Pakistanii]

[Virdan]

[Red Rose]

[Green Fairy]

Great Sir

[Red Rose]

[Virdan]

Thanks Waleed and Fairy Jee

[Red Rose]

U Welcome Jee.

Virdaan Bhaaai!

[Virdan]

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