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| Zailsingh decided to write the MBA exam. He could understand every thing except for the LOGIC part. One day when he was reading, Rajiv came home. Rajiv: Zailsinghji How is your MBA preparation? Zail Singh: Every thing is fine, but I could not understand Logic. Rajiv: Logic is very easy. Zailsingh: Can you give me an example, so that I can understand. Rajiv: OK. Do you have fish pot in your house? Zail: YES. Rajiv: Logically, there will be water in it. Zail: YES. Rajiv: ....... Logically, there will be fish in it. Zail: YES. Rajiv: Logically, someone will be feeding the fish. Zail: YES. Rajiv: I take a guess that your wife will be feeding the fish. Zail: YES. Rajiv: so, logically, your are married. Zail: YES. Rajiv: So, that means U are a heterosexual. Zailsingh was very glad and he understood logic. Next day he sees Butasingh and he was also preparing for MBA. Zail: How is your MBA preparation? Buta: Everything is fine except for the logic. Zail: Oh, logic is easy. Buta: Please, give me an example. Zail: Do you have a fish pot in your house? Buta: NO, I don't. Zail: Saala HOMO!!! .......
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| wellis se milti julti eik joke laiken kopi khan ho tu plz dont mind pathanon ki meeting hoi john ko kill kerne k lye sab se aqal mand pathan chuna gaya because john oun per jokes likh raha tha pathan ka naam tha farhan farhan gaya aur john tak puhanch gaya john ko kidnaap kya aur qatal kerne se pehle akhari khawahish pochi john ne kaha k tum ye proof kerdo k pathan aqalmand hote hain agar proof kerdya tu mujhe maar dena agar na ker sake tu mujhe chor dena farhan agreed john said:mere gharmey 3 log hain meri biwi meri beti aur batao tesra kaun? farhan:mujhe 3 din ki muhlat chahiye john: ok after three days farhan john k pass gaya aur pochy farhan:bata do tesra kaun? mey haar mana john:tesra john farhan village wapis aya aur logon ko bataya k woh nakaam lota jis per village walo ne ouse qatal kerna chaha farhan ne kaha k agar tum mere sawaal ka jawab de do jo john ne mujh se kya tha tu mujhe qatal ker dena farhan:mere ghar mey 3 log hain meri biwi meri beti batao tesra kaun? villagers jawab na de sake 3 din ka time dya gaya but villagers ye mistory solve na ker sakey villagers :bata do tesra kaun hai hum tumhain chor denge farhan: tesra john well joke milta jolta hai Edited by: Ravishing
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| ok ravihing ji
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| very nice ane
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| thnx 4 compliment hafiz ji
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| ur Always welcum ..
__________________ it\'s not my custom to swear at women ....... but they sure need it from time to time .... lol |
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