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[Virdan]

teri dosti ki roshani aisi hai,
har taraf ujala najar aata hai,
sochata hun bijali katvan doon,
kambakht bill bahut aata hai


kohi pather se naa mare mere dewaane ko
kohi pather se naa mare mere dewaane ko
kohi pather se naa mare mere dewaane ko
Atom bomb ka hai zammana.............
Atom bomb ka hai zammana.............
Bomb se huda do saale ko.


Log har manzil ko mushkil samajhte hai, ham har mushkil ko manzil
samajhte
hai. Bada fark hai log aur hamare nazarie me, log dil ko dard aur ham
dard
ko dil samajhte hai..


Hum dua karte hain Khuda se,
ki wo aap jaisa dost aur na banaye...,
Ek Cartoon jaisi cheez hai humare paas,
kahin wo bhi common na ho jaye!!

Khuda ne jab tumhe banaya hoga,
Confusion ka moment aaya hoga,
kabhi Monkey to kabhi Donkey banana chaha hoga,
End mein dono ka mixture passand aaya hoga!!!

Safed saari par jab tum laalbindi lagati ho
khuda ki kasam ambulance nazar aati ho
farq sirf itna hai ke wo ghayal ko le jati hai
or tum ghayal kar jati ho

kar diya izhaar-e mohabbat
humne telephone par
lakh take ki baat thi
do rupaye mein ho gayi

Aaj-didar, Kal-yaar, Parso-pyar, Phir-intzar, Phir-takrar, Phir-darar,
Saari mehnat-bekar Aur aakhir mein-
EK AUR DEVDAS AT a beer bar


Hum tere dil me rahenge yaad bankar
Tere lab pe khilenge muskan bankar
Kabhi hume khud se juda na samajhna
hum tere sath chalenge asman bankar.....!

twinkle twinkle little star,
you should know what you are,
and once you know what you are,
mental hospital is not so far.

dosti karo college wali se
piyar karo office wali se..
programme banaoo paaroos wali se
aankh ladao sali se..
love karo dil wali se
aur maar khao ghar wali se...

[Virdan]

U 2 Janab Keep it going also jee