Cool Jokes

[Old Admin]

Cool Jokes
The quality one like in his friend..that he is 100% sentimtntal.....
10 % senti...........and
90 % MENTAL.............

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ONE FINE DAY A GIRL PROPOSED TO A SARDAR AND SARDAR DENIED SIMPLY SAYING THAT IN OUR FAMILY,WE MARRY ONLY OUR RELATIVES MY MOM MARRIED MY DAD, MY BROTHER MARRIED MY BHABHI , MY UNCLE MARRIED MY AUNT AND SO ON. SO PLEASE EXCUSE ME !!!!!


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[Old Admin]

Cool Jokes
A very Cool&Hot Joke

love is life
life is wife
& WIFE IS THE END OF LIFE

[tina]

Teacher: What r the people of Turkey called?
Student: I don't know.
Teacher: They r called Turks, now What r the people of Germany called?
Student: They r called Germs.

[Virdan]

Very Nice Tina Keep it going pn regular basis

[Virdan]

Nice Admin Keep sharing with us

[DarkEyes]

WIFE : " I wish I was a newspaper, so I'd be in ur hands all
day."
HUSBAND : " I too wish that u were a newspaper, so I could have a new
one everyday."

[Virdan]

Very Nice I m laghing although i m not a husband at the moment but in future.......

[The Chief]

Very Nice Dark Eyes keep it going u r working very nicely at the forum and Virdan Jee Aap ke abhi mustaqbil qareeb mein bhi husband bannay ka koi chance nahee lagta kiyonkeh Aap ne to larkiyon ko evil kaha hay to ab jotay to mil saktay hain idhar se larkiyan nahee. </font>

[Muhammad Asad]

Doctor: I have a bad news and a very bad news.
Patient: Well, tell me the bad news first.
Doctor: The lab called with your test results. They said you have 24 hours to live.
Patient: 24 HOURS! That’s terrible! What could be the worse? What’s the very bad news?
Doctor: I have been trying to reach you since yesterday.

[B.J.]

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[Sahil]

Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.

[Great Planner]

very nice work u all

[Wasi Gujar]

very nice jee

[Rani_Pakistanii]

Originally Posted by muhammadasad

Doctor: I have a bad news and a very bad news.
Patient: Well, tell me the bad news first.
Doctor: The lab called with your test results. They said you have 24 hours to live.
Patient: 24 HOURS! That’s terrible! What could be the worse? What’s the very bad news?
Doctor: I have been trying to reach you since yesterday.

[Red Rose]

very nice work of all. keep sharing.