Newton in Romantic Mood . . . .

**Red Rose** · #1 08-09-2008, 09:52 AM

Universal law of Love:

" Love can neither be created nor be destroyed; only it can transfer from One girlfriend to another girlfriend with some loss of money "

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First law of Love:

" a boy in love with a girl, continue to be in love with her and a girl in love with a boy, continue to be in love with him, until or unless any external agent(brother or father of the gal) comes into play and break the legs of the boy. "

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Second law of Love:

" the rate of change of intensity of love of a girl towards a boy is directly proportional to the instantaneous bank balance of the boy and the direction of this love is same to as increment or decrement of the bank balance. "

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Third law of Love:

" the force applied while proposing a girl by a boy is equal and opposite to the force applied by the girl while slapping."

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**NaughtyButNice** · #2 08-09-2008, 07:15 PM

" the force applied while proposing a girl by a boy is equal and opposite to the force applied by the girl while slapping."

kash ajj newton zindha hota or is generation ka hal dekta lolz
wapis mar jata

*Dj Prince* · #3 08-10-2008, 12:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Red Rose

Universal law of Love:

" Love can neither be created nor be destroyed; only it can transfer from One girlfriend to another girlfriend with some loss of money "

************ *

First law of Love:

" a boy in love with a girl, continue to be in love with her and a girl in love with a boy, continue to be in love with him, until or unless any external agent(brother or father of the gal) comes into play and break the legs of the boy. "

************ *

Second law of Love:

" the rate of change of intensity of love of a girl towards a boy is directly proportional to the instantaneous bank balance of the boy and the direction of this love is same to as increment or decrement of the bank balance. "

************ *

Third law of Love:

" the force applied while proposing a girl by a boy is equal and opposite to the force applied by the girl while slapping."

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txxxx

**Zymal** · #4 08-10-2008, 04:29 PM

hahha very funny sharing

***Khushboo*** · #5 08-13-2008, 12:30 PM

LOL.. shared once again

**Adil Malik** · #6 08-13-2008, 12:32 PM

in ko parh kar
college days yaad aa gaye,,
i cant forget my college days,,

bas yaadien reh jati ahin

**Red Rose** · #7 08-15-2008, 04:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by naughtybutnice

" the force applied while proposing a girl by a boy is equal and opposite to the force applied by the girl while slapping."

kash ajj newton zindha hota or is generation ka hal dekta lolz
wapis mar jata

waqae kuch aisi hi hota.