Drunk Santa Singh

[Red Rose]

There was once a competition involving three gruelling tests. The participants had to do the following in immediate succession:

1.) Drink five bottles of hard whiskey in one go

2) Enter a room where there was a starving lion and pluck out its eyes with bare hands.


Many people bravely tried their hands (or should I say mouths) at it. Few could get beyond the first stage. And the inebriated few who managed it, got promptly eaten up by the starving lion. There was none who could read the third stage.

And then, one fine day, Santa Singh walked into the contest. Five bottles of whiskey were nothing for him. He emptied five bottles in five gulps. Then he said, "Bhale change hai hum, thagde hai. Bathao, lion kahan hai." When shown the room, he coolly walked in.

There was no hint of fear on his face, but rather the cool confidence of a person who knew he could do it.

Sounds of a mammoth fight came from the room. Screams of the Sardar and growls of the lion were intermingled. Thumps and thuds which shook the very earth ensued. All of a sudden there was a piercing, heart-rending roar from the Lion.

The audience waited with bated breath, their hair stood on end. And then, as suddenly as it had begun, the titanic roar stopped. An eerie silence prevailed.

As the audience watched, with eyes popping out, the door of the room opened, and out came the Sardar. Badly bruised, with blood streaming from his face, hands and legs, he stumbled out - victorious, nevertheless. His face had the glow of satisfaction of an emperor who had just won a battle.

And then he asked, "Where is the woman whose eyes I have to pluck out?"






RR

[NaughtyButNice]

lolzzzzzzzzzzz

[Khushboo]

Do we have to share jokes like this ?

[Adil Malik]

i think this is not a joke that u can share in family,,
and it is a family forum..

[Khushboo]

Thanks bhai

[Red Rose]

Yup u all are right. but the thread was posted unintentionally.

Actually when i have posted. immediately rite after i ve informed one of the moderator to delete.

Still no Response.

Okie let me do some thing. nd SORRY frm my end.

[Red Rose]

Well Khusboo nd Aadil. nothing to worry , i ve edited the thread.

I believe their should be an option for deleting the thread for the member who has posted.

[MJKT]

funnnyyyy

[Khushboo]

Originally Posted by Red Rose

Well Khusboo nd Aadil. nothing to worry , i ve edited the thread.

I believe their should be an option for deleting the thread for the member who has posted.

There is an option but if we edited that..then the whole joke would not have made sense. Khair i am locking this thread.