(((((Voting 4 Best Joke Of The Week Contest#5)))))

[! Aatish !]

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The user(s) who get(s) the maximum number of votes will be declared winner(s) and runnerup(s) will be awarded with Winning Tags .

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آدمی ھوٹل کے منیجر سے: جلدی چلو میری بیوی کھڑکی سے کود کر جان دینا چاہتی ھے
منیجر: تو سر ۔۔۔۔۔ میں آپ کیلیئے کیا کرسکتا ھوں؟؟؟
آدمی : ابے کھڑکی نہیں کھل رھی



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• Bekhair: Hello Pizahut
  Pizahut: Yes Sri!
  Bekhair: 1 Large Pizza + 1.5 Ltr Pepsi bhejo
  Pizahut: Sir, Kis kay nam per ?
  Bekhair: Allah k nam per

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ایک جہاز میں مشرف اور بش سفر کر رہے تھے۔ بش نے کہا اگر میں یہاں ایک ارب ڈالر پھینکوں تو بہت سے لوگ خوش ہوں گے۔ مشرف نے کہا اگر میں اپنی وردی اتار پھینکوں تو پورا پاکستان خوش ہو گا۔ پائیلٹ برجستہ بولا اگر میں آپ دونوں کو پھینک دوں تو پوری دنیا خوش ہو جائے گی


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Santa : O Banno Car ki speed itni kyun barha di..?

Biwi : Oji Car ki break fail ho gayi hai,
accident ho jaye iske pehele ghar pahunch jaate hai.

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1 night bijli chali gae


PATHAN APNI BIVI SAY: oye kam se kam pankha to chala day.

BiWI: kar di na phir pathano wali baat

pankha chalaingay to mombatti bujh nahin jayeg...

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[Virdan]

Voted
all enteries are so sweet

[soni kurri]

voted! ~

[Khushboo]

Voted................

[! Aatish !]

Qatra Qatra Bahum Dariya

lagta hai friday tak kuch aur member vote ker he dain gay

Friends Yaad rakhiya ye contest winner b sab se ziyada contest jeetne wali list mein shamil hoga
so plz apna qeemati vote zaroor dain

[Zymal]

voted..............

[*Dj Prince*]

voted.. but i cant read the other language jokz.. sry.. for those..

[Virdan]

bhai log sab thora jaldi karein voting k silsila mien plz

[! Aatish !]

Winner Of Best Joke Of The Week

Farhan Insari

Runner Up

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