Jokes Collection!

[soni kurri]

Ek Pathan k pass blank message aya,
Pathan us number pe phone kar k bola. :"tum ko pata hai yara, tumhare mobile ka ink khatam ho gaya hai."

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Wife: suniye g aap ka dost galat ladki se shaadi kar raha hai. Aap usse rokte kyon nahi?
Husband: main kyon rokon? Us NE mujhe roka tha kya.


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Attending a wedding for the first time,
A little girl whispered to her mother,
"Why is the bride dressed in white?" "Because white is the color of happiness and today is the happiest day of her life."
Her mother tried to explain, keeping it simple.
The child thought about this for a moment,then said,
" So, why is the groom wearing black?"


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Ek sardar roz apne kitchen main jata, sugar box kholta aur band kar deta,
Why?
Because Dr. NE Jo kaha tha k apni sugar roz check karna.

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Sardar: yar kal main bathroom gaya to wahan sher tha,
2nd sardar: hain phir tum NE kya kiya?
1st: kuch nahi main NE sher se kaha aap kar lo meri to nikal gai hai.

[soni kurri]

Teacher to Student : Make a sentence in which one word is repeated Two times.
Student : If Lara Datta marries Brian Lara she become Lara Lara.


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Sardar: tere result DA ki banya?
Pappu: madam kendi is class vich 1 saal hor lagana hai.
Sardar: phir theek hai, saal chahe 2,3 hor lag jayn, bas fail na hona.

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Ek admi ki car se parrot takra k behosh hogaya.
Admi parrot ko ghar Le gaya pinjre main rakha aur khana diya.
Parrot hosh se jaga aur bola "aila jail? Car ka driver mar gaya kiya?"

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Larka : hum 25 bhean bhai hain.
Larki : kiya aap k ghar family planning wale nahi aate?
Larka : aaye tahe schol samjh k vapas chale gaye.

[rida mariam]

soni kuri funny sharing mazay k hain sab

Larka : hum 25 bhean bhai hain.
Larki : kiya aap k ghar family planning wale nahi aate?
Larka : aaye tahe schol samjh k vapas chale gaye.
Ek sardar roz apne kitchen main jata, sugar box kholta aur band kar deta,
Why?
Because Dr. NE Jo kaha tha k apni sugar roz check karna.

[Zymal]

Ek sardar roz apne kitchen main jata, sugar box kholta aur band kar deta,
Why?
Because Dr. NE Jo kaha tha k apni sugar roz check karna.

Soni yeh Sardar tum sai milta hai na

[soni kurri]

Originally Posted by rida mariam

soni kuri funny sharing mazay k hain sab

Larka : hum 25 bhean bhai hain.
Larki : kiya aap k ghar family planning wale nahi aate?
Larka : aaye tahe schol samjh k vapas chale gaye.
Ek sardar roz apne kitchen main jata, sugar box kholta aur band kar deta,
Why?
Because Dr. NE Jo kaha tha k apni sugar roz check karna.

Thanks rida

[soni kurri]

Originally Posted by Zymal

Ek sardar roz apne kitchen main jata, sugar box kholta aur band kar deta,
Why?
Because Dr. NE Jo kaha tha k apni sugar roz check karna.

Soni yeh Sardar tum sai milta hai na

mujh se milta hota tu bewaqof hota kiya

[soni kurri]

Why did 18 Pathans go to a movie?
Because below 18 was not allowed.


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Pathan Khudkushi kar raha tha,
Kisi ne kaha aisa kyon kar rahe ho?
Pathan: Hamara bivi hamare dost k sath bhag gai hai.
Or hum apna dost k baghair ji nahi sakta.

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Ek baar sardar ji kahain jaa rahe tahe k ek diwar par parha "parhne wala gadha"
Sardar ko bohat ghussa aya, unhon NE mita kar likh diya! "likhne wala gadha"

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Q - What is the Difference between Mother & Wife?
A - One Woman Brings U into this world crying...
& the other ensures U Continue to do so.
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[soni kurri]

Boss : I am giving u job as a driver. STARTING salary Rs.2000/-, is it o.k
Sardar : U R great sir! Starting salary is o.k.......but? ?
How much is DRIVING salary...?

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Aik nabina sarak per ja raha tha k samne se guzarne wali aik bheins se takra gaya..

nabina ghabra k bola "maaf kejeyga muhtarma"

jawab main bhens ne apni makhsos awaz nikali..nabina sharminda hogaya aur apne aap ko kosne laga

abhi woh thori dor gaya tha k aik moti aurat se takra gaya ..

woh gusse se bola: "nalaiq loog..apni bhens khuli chor dete hai"

[sohno4u]

bohat khoooob, maza aa gia parh ga

[soni kurri]

shukriya

[Sim]

lolsssssssssss hahahahaha
soni kurri ji sab jokes achay par kuch jokes nay toh loat poat kar diya
bohat maza aaya sachi
thanx for sharing

[Khushboo]

Hahahahha sis fantaas jokes...

Ek Pathan k pass blank message aya,
Pathan us number pe phone kar k bola. :"tum ko pata hai yara, tumhare mobile ka ink khatam ho gaya hai."

[soni kurri]

Originally Posted by Sim

lolsssssssssss hahahahaha
soni kurri ji sab jokes achay par kuch jokes nay toh loat poat kar diya
bohat maza aaya sachi
thanx for sharing

u welcome..muejh bhi buhut acha lag raha ha k aap sab ko jokes parh kar buhut maza aya

[soni kurri]

Originally Posted by Khushboo

Hahahahha sis fantaas jokes...

Ek Pathan k pass blank message aya,
Pathan us number pe phone kar k bola. :"tum ko pata hai yara, tumhare mobile ka ink khatam ho gaya hai."

Thank u Aapi

[MJKT]

Ek Pathan k pass blank message aya,
Pathan us number pe phone kar k bola. :"tum ko pata hai yara, tumhare mobile ka ink khatam ho gaya hai."