Jokes Collection!

[soni kurri]

Ek Pathan k pass blank message aya,
Pathan us number pe phone kar k bola. :"tum ko pata hai yara, tumhare mobile ka ink khatam ho gaya hai."

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Wife: suniye g aap ka dost galat ladki se shaadi kar raha hai. Aap usse rokte kyon nahi?
Husband: main kyon rokon? Us NE mujhe roka tha kya.


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Attending a wedding for the first time,
A little girl whispered to her mother,
"Why is the bride dressed in white?" "Because white is the color of happiness and today is the happiest day of her life."
Her mother tried to explain, keeping it simple.
The child thought about this for a moment,then said,
" So, why is the groom wearing black?"


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Ek sardar roz apne kitchen main jata, sugar box kholta aur band kar deta,
Why?
Because Dr. NE Jo kaha tha k apni sugar roz check karna.

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Sardar: yar kal main bathroom gaya to wahan sher tha,
2nd sardar: hain phir tum NE kya kiya?
1st: kuch nahi main NE sher se kaha aap kar lo meri to nikal gai hai.

[soni kurri]

Munna: Allah tu mujhe 100 Rs dega tou mein 50 Rs teri rah me donga..
raaste me isse 50 Rs mile,

Munna bola:
Ya Allah itna bhi bharosa nahi, pehle hi kaat liye


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Sardar was writing something very slowly.
Friend asked:" Why r u writing so slowly?
Sardar: "I'm writing to my 6 yr old son, he can't read very fast

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Sardar ji was filling up application form for a job.
He was not sure as to what to be filled in column "Salary Expected".
After much thought he wrote: Yes

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Study anything you want and get a certificate in subject of your studies
but don't expect a death certificate studying "Dying and Death."

[soni kurri]

A woman wanted to reach her husband on his mobile phone but discovered that she was out of credit, She instructed her son Johny to use his own phone to pass across an urgent message
to his daddy who was on site.
After johny had called, he got back to mummy to inform her that there was a lady that
picked up daddy's phone the three times he tried reaching dad on the mobile.
Women!!
She waited impatiently for her husband to return from work and upon seeing him in the
driveway, she rushed out and gave him a tight slap, and she slapped him again, for good
measure.
People from the neighborhood rushed around to find out what the cause of the commotion
was.
The woman asked johny to tell everybody what the lady said to him when he called.
Johny said

"The subscriber you have dialed is not available at present. Please Try Again Later"...

[MJKT]

Munna: Allah tu mujhe 100 Rs dega tou mein 50 Rs teri rah me donga..
raaste me isse 50 Rs mile,

Munna bola:
Ya Allah itna bhi bharosa nahi, pehle hi kaat liye