Sardaar Jee Jokes

[The Chief]

A sardar invested 2 Lakhs in a business and Suffered huge Loss. Do know what the business was?

. . . .. . . . . . . He opened a Saloon in Punjab!.

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Sardarji standing below a tube light with a open mouth................

WHY?

. . . .. . . . . . because his doctor advised him "Todays dinner should be light".

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SARDAR & FAMILY GO 2 A PARTY. HE INTRODUCES HIMSELF - . . . . . . .

I SARDAR,SHE SARDARNEE, THE BOY MY KID & THE GIRL MY KIDNEY....

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Sardar & his wife buy coffee in a shop. Sardar says... Drink quickly......Wife asks why... . . . .. . . . . . . . sardar says hot coffee Rs5 and cold coffee Rs10

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Sardar's wish :. . . . . . . . . . . when i die,i wana die lik my grandpa who died peacefuly in his sleep not screamin like all d passengers in d car he was driving..

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Sardar visits Chinese friend dying in hospital. Man says CHIN YU YAN n dies.

Srdr goes2 china 2 find meaning of friends last words. . . . .. . . .

It is "U R STANDNG ON THE OXYGEN TUBE!"

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[Virdan]

Nice Jokes Really

[Great Planner]

very funny

[Wasi Gujar]

so cute

[Rani_Pakistanii]

nice ones

[Green Fairy]

Nice Mod Jee

[The Chief]

Thanks u all 4 Contribution

[Red Rose]

very nice Mod jee.

[Red Rose]

very nice Mod jee.

[Virdan]

kitni baar shukriya ada karna bhai sweet brother

[Red Rose]

aap ko to itni dafa karein ge jitna kisi ne bhi na kiya hoga