Funny Answers Required

[Farhan Ansari]

Salam 2 all
dear members
lets start some funny questions and funny answers requred from all of u

Q1. Ager "Hati (Elephant) Andey deta to kia hota.
my answer
"To aik anda 10 kilo ka hota"

Q2. Ager Sirf Bache(Childern) is Election main kare hoN to kia ho
my answer is
"Phir Bare kia khelain gey"
please add ur answers and any question like that in ur mind.

[Roomi]

Q2. Ager Sirf Bache(Childern) is Election main kare hoN to kia ho
my answer is


...5 MNA mere gher ke hote....

[Farhan Ansari]

hahahah! good show,
any one else

[Khushboo]

LOLZ these are really good

let me think of some..

Great thread ..keep up da good work !

[Farhan Ansari]

Q2. Ager Sirf Bache(Childern) is Election main kare hoN to kia ho

Ans: to meri party ka naam hota SBP.
do

[Farhan Ansari]

Q2. Ager Sirf Bache(Childern) is Election main kare hoN to kia ho

Ans: to meri party ka naam hota SBP.
do u think "State Bank of Pakistan" no
"Shararti Bacha Party".

[Virdan]

Q1. Ager "Hathi (Elephant) Andey deta to kia hota.


"To Kuchh Nahe hota kyo k hum logo ko aisay aisay shock lagay hain k is say b farq nahe parta abhi"

Q2. Ager Sirf Bache(Childern) is Election main kare hoN to kia ho

"Shaid phir tail aur gas ki nahe Choclate aur Tofees per laraiyan hoti"

[rida mariam]

koi haal nahi

[Farhan Ansari]

"To Kuchh Nahe hota kyo k hum logo ko aisay aisay shock lagay hain k is say b farq nahe parta abhi"

Hamain to farq nahi perta laikin hathi ko zaroor perta

another Question
"Agar kisi ganjey key baal nikal aayin to wo kia karey ga"
My Ans. is
"Wo kangi kere ga or kia kare ga"

[Farhan Ansari]

bhayee, aap logon ki creativity kahan mer gai,
where is ur senese of humor,
Agar thra sa shararti bacha ban ker sochain,
to bare maze maze k jawab zehen main ayain gey.
koi bachpan ki sharat jo aap ko yad ho wo bhi share ker sakte hain yahan.