Sardar Jokes

[Farhan Ansari]

[FONT='Tahoma','sans-serif']American told sardar : Hamare desh me 90% shaadi e-mail se hoti hai.
Sardar : Kya bath hai. Hamari desh me 100% female se hoti hai.
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Where were you born ?
S ardar : Punjab.
Boss : which part ?
Sardar : Kya which part ? Whole body born in punjab.
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Sardar : What is the name of your car ?
Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with "T".
Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai. Hamaara gaadi
petrol se start hoti hai.
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Sardar was busy removing a wheel from his auto. A man asks sardar
why are you removing a wheel from your auto.
sardar : Cant you read the board. Parking is only for 2 wheeler
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Interviewer : When is your birthday.
Sardar : 13th Oct.
Interviewer : which year ?
Sardar : Oye Ullu ke patte : Every year.
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2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.
Sardar 1 : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
Sardar 2 : Dont worry, I have one more.
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Doctor to Sardar : You will die within 2 hours. Do you want to see any one
before you die ?
Sardar : Yes. A good doctor.
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On a romantic day sardar's girlfriend asks him. Darling on our engagement
day will you give me a ring.
Sardar : Ya sure, from landline or mobile.
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Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the
computer.
Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.
Sardar : Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.[/font]

[Zymal]

Sardar k jokes ho or funny na ho
nice sharing

[Farhan Ansari]

thanks a lot.

[ranbir]

wht a gr8 poetry. very nice

[ranbir]

hello
ru there