(((((Voting 4 Best Joke Of The Week Contest#4)))))

[! Aatish !]

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1. This is an open poll where all the registered members can vote. Cast your vote for the best Joke according to you.

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The user(s) who get(s) the maximum number of votes will be declared winner(s) and runnerup(s) will be awarded with Winning Tags .

Entries........................


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Wakeel:talaq kerwanay k 50,000 Rs. lagain gay

Husbandagal ho kya? Qazi nay tu Rs. 101 mai shadi kerwai thi

Wakeel: Daikh liya sastay kaam ka nateeja...



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Banta Singh was shifting his residence. He was packing his belongings.
By midnight he was too tired and dozed off with the house door open.

A sound woke him up. A thief was packing valuables. Banta Singh found
it very amusing; the thief was doing the job for him!

"When this smart guy finishes packing, I will catch him". Banta was a
hefty guy; so when the burglar finished packing, Banta Singh jumped on
him and tied him up. Then he went to the police station and reported the
matter.
"What did you do to the thief"?
"I tied his hands; you come and collect him".
"I hope you tied his legs too".
Banta Singh felt a cold feeling in his spine; he had forgotten about
the legs. He sat down for a while. Then he cheered up and said,

"Inspector Sab, the thief, he will still be there".
"How do you know"?
"Well, that fellow is also a Sardarji".


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Once all the scientists die and go to
heaven............ They decide
to play hide-n-seek.........Unfortunately Einstein is the one who has
the den...........He is supposed to count up to 100...and then start
searching.....

Everyone starts hiding except Newton.........
Newton just draws a square of 1 meter and stands in it right in front
of Einstein...........

Einstein's counting
1,2,3......97,98,99.....100........ He opens his eyes and finds Newton
standing in front........

Einstein says "newton's out..newton's....out....."
Newton denies and says i am not out........
He claims that he is not Newton......

All the scientists come out to see how he proves that he is not
Newton..........

Newton says "I am standing in a square of area 1m squared..... That
makes me Newton per meter squared...... since one Newton per meter squared
is one Pascal, I'm Pascal, Therefore Pascal is OUT...........!

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Dad to Son : When I beat u how do u control your anger.
son: I start cleaning toilet.
Dad: how does that satisfy you?
Son: I clean with ur tooth brush.


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Sardar on phone "Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now".
Doctor: Is this her first child?
Sardar: No this is her husband speaking............



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[Khushboo]

Voted..

[Virdan]

yar mein nay konsa post kiya tha kahe mistake sayusayhe vote na day don lolzzz
khair dekh lon pehlay ha ha ha yaad aa gaya ok voted PA G

[Rani_Pakistanii]

most of them aur really funny...
decide kenrey mein muskhil ho raha hai but voted!!

[soni kurri]

voted..!

[Roomi]

...itte din ho gay hein...faisla nhi ho pa rha...keya mein apne bhai ka vote daal ke faisla final kr doon...

[! Aatish !]

9 Vote dalay hain
ik vote cancel hoa hai kyun k apne he Joke ko dala giya tha
main yahan Member ka naam nahi lekhon ga lakin is se pahle b kaha ja choka tha k ap apne joke ko vote nahi de saktay
anyways
votting ka result ah giya hai

Winner hai 8 Number Joke jo k share kia hai ............. Toxic _theone ne

Runnerup is dafa 2 Joke hain 1 sohno4uaur 4 Virdan Bhai

new Contest start very Soon

Congratulations Toxic

and

Sohno n Virdan


keep it up