Bas Thori Si Masti Hojae..

[Khushboo]

1 )what is the cube of 13? Its : SUROOR wondering how? that’s bcoz.... TERA * TERA * TERA = SUROOR

2) ek aadmi k 6 fingers thi,use log hanuman bulate the...batao kyon? kyonki uska naam hanuman tha..

3) wht did the kangaroo say when she found her baby missing? …….Aaila!!!!! kisne mera pocket maar liya

4) n elephant falls in luv wid n Ant.but Ant's parents r against their marrige…guess y?? they gave a solid reason…**Ladke k daant bahar hain**

7) Full form of MATHS???? Mentally Affected Teacher Harassing Students…

8)what wud u call a girl who never laughs?? Ans: hasina

9)3+ 3 =8Bataao Kaise? Bataao Bataao! Nahi Pata?!! AreGalati se!!!!!!!!!!!

1) Smoking
2) Drinking
3) Charas
4) Ganja
5) Chicken
6) Mutton
7) Oily food
8) Masala
9) Sleep & obesity
10) Pollution= Heart Attack

Matlabscrolll down DUS bahane karke le gaye DIL !!

What's the opposite of "Dominoes"??? think thinkthink thinkthinktired of thinking??? Well the answer is "Domi doesn't know"

Whats the opposite of "Pizza Hut" ................ okei don't kill me "Pizza.... Hutna mat" ok whats the opp of venky's..venlocks... (now,now,dont bang ur head plz..)

one day a man calls his wife from his IDEA mobile his call gets cross c! onnected to some! other lady.They still keep on talking..they start They still keep on talking..they start liking each other..and finally they get married.what MORAL do u get???

An IDEA can change y! our wife.

ek haathi agar swimming pool mein gir gayato kaise bahar nikalega???????

think .....think

................geela ho kenikalega......

whats difference between a man jumping from 1st floor and a man jumping from 10th floor? ...... ...... .. .. ........former goes (hit) aaaaaaaaa later goes aaaaaaaaa (hit)

Other than being fruits, what is common between an Apple and an Orange ? think.................. ........................................................................ ........................................................................socho socho............ ............ ............................................................ .................................... the answer is . They Both Are Not a Banana !!

[Mr.Multan]

hahahahahahahahaha kya bat hai khushboo

[Zymal]

hahaha funny hain

[sohno4u]

kaisy kasiy kam hain is zamany main