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| Look at the Laloo's point A British Diplomat paid a courtesy visit to Lalloojee. During a Garden party at the Palace, he thought of entertaining Lalloojee with the following magic of numbers. He said, "Your excellency, Look at the value of the alphabet: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 Now, look at this Sir, if we calculate together it will be: HARDWORK = 8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98 % KNOWLEDGE = 11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96 % LOBBYING = 12 15 2 2 25 9 14 7 = 86 % LUCK = 12 21 3 11 = 47 % Only Sir, you should look at the final one, which is most important. ATTITUDE = 1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100 % Sir, do you find it useful? This magic can work on your people to improve themselves, increase productivity, and make your Kingdom prosperous. Sir, I can arrange to send our experts to coach your people. We can do it in less than a year" Lalloojee thought for a while; and said, "I have better formula. See this...... CORRUPTION = 3 15 18 21 16 9 15 14 = 111 % Do you want me to come and teach your people? I can do it in less than one week.
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| very funny
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