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Old 08-21-2007, 03:32 PM
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An obese blonde with unhealthy overweight, went to Doctor.

Her doctor put her on a diet with strict advise. "
I want you to eat regularly for two days and then skip a day. I want you to repeat this procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I see you, you'll have lost at least 5 pounds."

When the blonde returned, she shocked the doctor by losing nearly 20 pounds. "Wow, this is amazing!" the doctor said, "So you did follow my instructions?"

The blonde nodded yes. "I'll tell you though, I thought I was going to drop dead that third day."

"From hunger, you mean?" The Doctor asked.

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No, from skipping", The Blonde explained .
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Old 08-22-2007, 08:51 AM
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hahahaha

ager or skiping kar leti to adnan sami ka record tot jata na
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LOL...tum kio jal rahe ho Adnan ke smart hone par
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waqaye he had dramatically loosed his weight......uski pepsi wali add dekhi kisi na?????
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Yups bhai...gosh kitna smart lag raha hai..
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dashing bi lag raha sath main,
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Old 08-29-2007, 10:25 AM
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Yeah i can use the word dashing for SAMI "now!"..but not for u
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finally conversation turns to SAMI.. he is loooking cool these days espesially in his new song anyways there r news that he is having offer to work in bollywood movies as HERO
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