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Old 08-23-2006, 08:41 PM
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By the time the Lord made woman,
He was into his sixth day of working overtime..



An angel appeared and said,
"Why are you spending so much time on this one?"
And the Lord answered, "Have you seen my spec sheet on her?
She has to be completely washable, but not plastic,
Have over 200 movable parts, all replaceable
And able to run on diet coke and leftovers,



Have a lap that can hold four children at one time,
Have a kiss that can cure anything from a scraped knee to a broken heart
-and she will do everything with only two hands."



The angel was astounded at the requirements.


"Only two hands!? No way!
And that's just on the standard model?
That's too much work for one day.
Wait until tomorrow to finish."



But I won't," the Lord protested.
"I am so close to finishing this creation that is so close to my own heart.
She already heals herself when she is sick
AND can work 18 hour days."



The angel moved closer and touched the woman.
"But you have made her so soft, Lord."



"She is soft ," the Lord agreed,


"but I have also made her tough.
You have no idea what she can endure or accomplish."



"Will she be able to think?" asked the angel.



The Lord replied,
"Not only will she be able to think,
She will be able to reason and negotiate."



The angel then noticed something,
And reaching out, touched the woman's cheek.
"Oops, it looks like you have a leak in this model.
I told you that you were trying to put too much into this one."



"That's not a leak,"
The Lord corrected,
"
that's a tear!"



"What's the tear for?" the angel asked.


The Lord said, "The tear is her way of expressing her joy,
Her sorrow, her pain, her disappointment, her love,
Her loneliness, her grief and her pride."



The angel was impressed.


"You are a genius, Lord.
You thought of everything!
Woman is truly amazing."


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very nice!!
the story shows how Allah made the woman fragile n really strong at the same time,,love it!!

unfortunatley,,not many ppl respect that.
so many women out there r facing such terrible conditions
discrimination, disrespect, inequality, n wat not.
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very nice Sara Ali
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Excellent posting sis..

someone else posted this here...
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very nice!!
the story shows how Allah made the woman fragile n really strong at the same time,,love it!!

unfortunatley,,not many ppl respect that.
so many women out there r facing such terrible conditions
discrimination, disrespect, inequality, n wat not.
very true...
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very nice Sara Ali
thanks....
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Excellent posting sis..

someone else posted this here...
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hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Sorry to say Sara
lakin hum muslims ko eik baat ki care kerni chahia k

koi b baat jo Allah ne na kahi hoo , os ko Allah se mansoob kerna munasib nahi
ap ki is thread main Lard yaqenan Allah ko he kaha gia hai

aur agar yah sacha n reall baat hai tu okk

lakin agar yah just logon ko samjnay k lia kisi ne apne pass se lekhi hai Allah k naam se mansoob ker k tu yah thik nahi hai

ap kia kahti hain ?

kyun k apny pass se koi b baat hum Allah se mansoob ker k nahi kah sakty !
Umeed hai k ap samj rahi hoon gee k main kia kahna chah raha hon }
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