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Old 01-30-2010, 01:57 PM   #1
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Umeed hey aap sub me ki terha hi khush honge. Me aaj kal Apne pakistan men hon. Ur eik chote se bache ki terha her eik ko ghoor ghoor ke dekh rha hon. Bohat si chizen badal gai hen ur boaht si chizen nai aagai hen.

Log hanste bhi hen ur rote bhi hen. Mager kuch chizen aisi hen jin ki wajah se overall faraq para hey paksitan ki society pe.

Electicity

Is ki wajah se log chirchare ho gay hen. koi bhi aisa nhi jo kehta ho keh us ki zindagi pe is ne aser nhi dala. Eik to pata hota hey keh bijli jaane wali hey ur itti der ke liye jane wali hey. Ur log is ke mutabiq apne kaam nibta lete hen. Yahan to aisa koi programme bhi nhi hota. Kub jaaigi ur kub aaeigi kisi ko kuch pata nhi hota.

Khas tor pe wo log jinhon ne duty pe jana hota hey ya bachon ne school jana hota hey in ko baoht disturb kiya howa hey. Oper se wo log jin ke business ki base hi Bijli hey un se baat kro to lerne ko aate hen. 60% Industry close ho chuki hey. Pata nhi kiya hoga is Bijli ka. Kionkeh Govt apne aap ko safe kerne men lagi hoi hey us ka idher dheyan hi nhi jata.

Mehngai

Mere to hosh hi ud rhe hen. Ub to 1000 ka note change kerwao to pata hi nhi chalta keh kub khatam howa. Mere sare programme ulat pulat ho gay hen. Oper se her eik ko paise ki zaroret hey. Jis ko bhi dekho wo hi paise maangne ke mode men nazer aata hey. Ur sub yehi samjh rhe hen keh yeh bahir se aaya hey is ke pass bare paise hen ur is se maang lete hen. Mujhe lagta hey keh ticket ke paise maang ke wapis aana parega. Wo log jin se men ne udhaar wapis lena tha unhon ne aisi kahani sunai keh me ne un se udhaar kiya wapis maangna tha keh dil ker rha hey un ko ur paise de don.

Really mehngai keh rhi hey keh haath nah lagao. Isi liye me ne markete jana bund ker diya hey. Gher walon se kehta hey khud hi jao ur khareed lo jo dil kerta hey ur mujhe builkul nhi batana. Me to her waqat All is well hi bolta rheta hon.

Mobile & Internet

Is chiz ne bara kaam kharab kiya howa hey. Meri apni family men mobile ki wajah se kai rishte toot chuke hen. Mere gher men meri eik cousin rehne ke liye aa gai. 2 night stay kiya us ne. mera mobile le lya is ne. ur 2 din tak isi ke pass hi rha. Her waqt msg pe msg. ur raat ko mere laptop pe raat bher internet bhi use kerti rhi. Subha sawere soti ur 12 baje uth ke phir wohi routeen. Me ne jub bhi is se kaha keh chalo tum ke gher chalte hen to eik hi jawab keh itte arse baad aap aay hen is liye me ne abhi koi nhi jana. Kher me ne is ki Ammi ko bulaya ur bola keh is ki kaheeen shaadi ker den. To unhon ne kaha keh abhi yeh perh le phir kuch saochte hen.
Really Mobile ur internet ka use boaht galt ho rha hey yahan young generation men. Mujhe nhi pata keh yeh kahan tak jaiga.



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LoLzzz... Akhir Aapko Pata Chal Hi Gaya K Mai Har Waqt Pakistan Ki Shikayat Kiyon Karta Rehta Hoon Mai Pakistan Se Bezaaar Kyon Hoon... Yahan Majority Kaam Ghalat Ho Rahay Hain Unfortunately
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walikumsalaam rooming welc0me to Pakistan
humm yeh sab to hai ab kiya ki jasakta hai
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Haya Kiya Ye Jaa Sakta Hai K Khairiyat Aur Sharafat K Sath APna Boriya Bistar Gol Kar K Yahan Se Nikla Jaa Sakta Hai Warna Jab Tak Zardari Hai To Koi Achi Umeed Nahi
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zardari ajeeb cheez hai
mujay tu abi be yakeein nahi aata who hamra president hai
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Mujhay Bhi Gup Lagta Hai Magar It's A Fact
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yeh rooming kerdar gay ya

lagta hai abbi be cheezoon ko deek raha hai
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LoLzzz... Lite Chali Gaye Ho Gi Uski Hehehehe Afterall He's In Pakistan
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yeah ...........lol
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Roomi Jee... Aaj Aap Mr. Zardari Ko Oath Dein K Agar Aapko Ye Sab Yaad Raha To Ayenda Zardari Ki Presidency Mai Aap Pakistan Kabhi Zyada Dino K Liye Nahi Ayenge
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roomi bro zeda gussa mat kerna

baray sharon mein asa hota hai
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wel come to Pakistan
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Welcome Roomi in PaKIsTaN..........

khair hai aadi ho jao gay
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hahhaha roomi bhai.... shukar ha im not in pak warna main b mobile ka keera ban jao ga internet ka to ho pehlay se
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LoLzzz... Akhir Aapko Pata Chal Hi Gaya K Mai Har Waqt Pakistan Ki Shikayat Kiyon Karta Rehta Hoon Mai Pakistan Se Bezaaar Kyon Hoon... Yahan Majority Kaam Ghalat Ho Rahay Hain Unfortunately
Ur maze ki baat keh koi check nhi hey. Jis ka jo jee chahe kerta phire. Zra moqa mila nhi ur kaam shoro.

Waise bhaag hi jana chaiye. Mujhe nhi lagta keh kisi ke pass koiacha sa plan ho pakistan ke liye.
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