What is Marketing???

[Virdan]

What is Marketing???


1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" - That's Direct Marketing"


2. You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says: "He's very rich. "Marry him." -That's Advertising"


3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day, you call and say: "Hi, I'm very rich. "Marry me - That's Telemarketing"


4. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink, you open the door (of the car)for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her ride and then say:"By the way, I'm rich. Will you "Marry Me?" - That's Public Relations"


5. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says:"You are very rich! "Can you marry ! Me?" - That's Brand Recognition"


6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" She gives you a nice hard slap on your face. - "That's Customer Feedback"


7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" And she introduces you to her husband. - "That's demand and supply gap"


8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say anything, another person come and tell her: "I'm rich. Will you marry me?" and she goes with him - "That's competition eating into your market share"

9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say: "I'm rich, Marry me!" your wife arrives. - "That's restriction for entering new markets

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[Sariya]

kash mujhy bhi asy he Marketing sujbect parhaty

[Virdan]

ha ha ha ha ha
mujay bohat maza aaya tha Marketing parh ker.

[Khushboo]

V bhai aapko meri kasam aap aesi marketing nahiN karna...LOL

[MJKT]

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" She gives you a nice hard slap on your face. - "That's Customer Feedback"

[Virdan]

ha ha ha
kyon sis mein aisi Marketing kyon na karon lolzzz

[NaughtyButNice]

HUMM

marketing can be so intresting

[Virdan]

yes it can be but if u face some good one otherwise as u already read lolzzz

[MJKT]

mein duya karta hoon app hamesha aese marketing kartein rahan

[NaughtyButNice]

oooppsse asay hai ..............lolz

[MJKT]

hain aesa hee haie

[NaughtyButNice]

is tara marketing ki to phir to kam se gay

[MJKT]

aik bar kar kaa tu dekho

[NaughtyButNice]

humm is baray mein sochtay hain

[MJKT]

Originally Posted by naughtybutnice

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