Chat DD Forums - Funny Poetry http://forum.chatdd.com/ Share All Funny Poetry Here en Thu, 09 Sep 2010 03:15:24 GMT vBulletin 60 http://forum.chatdd.com/images/misc/rss.jpg Chat DD Forums - Funny Poetry http://forum.chatdd.com/ Ek zardari Mota taza tha http://forum.chatdd.com/funny-poetry/64733-ek-zardari-mota-taza-tha.html Sun, 05 Sep 2010 00:20:46 GMT Image: http://urdukorner.net/public/style_emoticons/default/nurunning.gif Image: http://urdukorner.net/public/style_emoticons/default/nurunning.gif...

Ek zardari Mota taza tha
jo mazay se mulk ko khata tha

Ding Dong
Ding Dong

zardari ne beth k yeh socha yeh
bibi ko dengey dhoka yeh
bibi ko marenge goli or
khanenge mulk ko

Ding Dong
Ding Dong

Par army bare syani the
or zardare ki shamat ani thi
per army beech say nikal gaye
kyun k musharaf ki niyat badal gaye
pher zardari ban geya neya King Kong!!!

Ding Dong
Ding Dong

Pakistan ke sayasi bubblegum!!!!! ]]> Funny Poetry rubab sameer http://forum.chatdd.com/funny-poetry/64733-ek-zardari-mota-taza-tha.html Kis ne Kaha tha Pepsi par 5 rupe kam kr do? http://forum.chatdd.com/funny-poetry/64606-kis-ne-kaha-tha-pepsi-par-5-rupe-kam-kr-do.html Thu, 02 Sep 2010 09:53:41 GMT tang karo itna k sab khatm kr do Khushyan manao itni k udham kr do Jo chahy le lo mujh se bas itna bata do . . Kis ne kaha tha Pepsi par 5...
tang karo itna k sab khatm kr do

Khushyan manao itni k udham kr do

Jo chahy le lo mujh se bas itna bata do
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Kis ne kaha tha Pepsi par 5 rupe kam kr do?

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Aik baat mjhe din raat sonay nahi deti hai
Junaid
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Kis ne kaha tha k Pepsi pr 5 rupay kam krdo...?

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Ab jab b pepsi peeta hu to khyaal aata hai
Dosto
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kis ne kaha tha k pepsi pe 5 rupe kam kr do...?

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Bukhaar hua mjhe, baba se kaha dam kr do,
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kis ne kaha tha k Pepsi pe 5 rupe kam kr do...???

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Pakistani mein GOVT. ki be hissi ki aik aur misaal. Aik mazloom ghrelu orat jo k larki bn kr rozana subah shaam sawal krti hai aur koi bhi uska jwaab nai deta
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kis ne kaha tha Pepsi pr 5 rupe kam kr do...???


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Spot Fixing scandal mein pakre jaane wale Mazhar Majeed ne is RAMZAN k sab se bare raaz ko benqaab krte hue btaya
K,
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ussi ne kaha tha k Pepsi pe 5 rupe kam kr do....



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Sir ko jhukaun zamin pe aur aankhen mein apni nam karu..


Mere baap ki touba jo agle saal pepsi pe 5 rupe kam karu...

From,
Mr. Ikram Sadiq
MD Pepsi & Co.


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1 baat puchun?
Mazaq my mat talna
Gol mol jawab nhi chlega
Daiko kuch baten zndgi my bht ehm hoti han
Sch sch batao
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Kis ny kaha tha pepsi pe 5 rupe kam kr do?


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Father to his son:

Beta paper kaisa hova?

Son: Papa paper to bht acha hova, lakin 1 sawal nay mjhay bht confuse kia.

Father: kia sawal tha?

Son: Sawal yay tha k

'kis nay kaha tha k pepsi par 5 rupay km kr do'. ??. :@. .


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jaan say maar dalo, zeher de do, qatal kar do..

jiss nay kaha tha pepsi pe 5 Rs kam kar do


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Taliban Ne Yeh Zimedari Qabool Karli Hai Kay Hum Ne KAha Tha Pepsi per 5 Rupe Kam Kardo :P



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GHUROOR KA SAR NEECHA!!

Ek dafa ka zikr ha

ek Badshah ne elaan kraya ke me dunya ke sb raaz janta hn or sb se
...zyada Aqalmand hn

Aur Jo koi khud ko mjh se zyada zahin smjhta he,

me uska Sar Qalam kra dnga.

Ye takabur dekh kar Wazir ki 10 saal ki beti ko bhot ghussa aya,

Usne kaha:
Agar tum sb kch jantay ho to zara ye btao ke.

Kisne kaha tha PEPSI pe 5 Rs km krdo ... :D.....>




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Ab Tou Mujhe Darr lagta Hai Kahin Board K Paper Mein Yeh Sawal Na A Jye?

... Janix ...

Keh Kis Ne Kaha Tha K Pepsi Per 5 Rs Kam Kardo ... ??? =P

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Baap ney bete ko cigrate peete daikha to uski pocket money band kardi,

1 din bete ko paisey daikey cold drink leney bheja.

Us raat baap ney phir bete ko cigrate peetey hue dikha.

Baap bara hairan hua k betey k pas paisey kahan sey aaye.

Beta bola

"kis ney kaha tha pepsi per 5 rupey kam kardo."
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1 Admi Pepsi Se bache ki Poti Dho Raha Tha.


2nd Admi:
Oey Ye Kya Kar Raha hai?

Pani Se Dho Na?





Admi:
"Kis Nay Kaha Tha Pepsi Pay 5 Rupay Kam Kar Do?"

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ÑΨæΛI ÆXæI Å5æΔΦ 5æÅΛÑæΨ4æCÑæÉIæ??
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Itna Heran Hone Ki Zarorat Nahi

China Se sMs Tha


Poch Rahe Thay


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Kisne Kaha Tha K Pepsi Pe 5 Rupay Kam Krdo!! ;->

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Larki : kya tum mujh say bohot piyar karte ho.

larka: han karta hon

larki .Jo pochon gi sach batao ge
larka. Han sach bataon ga

larki. Promis

larka. Yes promis.

larki .
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."kis ne kaha tha k pepsi par 5 rupy kam kar do"


Pepsi Yai Dil Mangey More
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jo mujhse kehti thi k n70 ly kar do gy to dosti karongi faraz

aaj us bewafa ny 3310 walay se shadi kar li..
]]> Funny Poetry Ek-Ajnabee http://forum.chatdd.com/funny-poetry/64212-n70.html bv or husband http://forum.chatdd.com/funny-poetry/64211-bv-husband.html Thu, 26 Aug 2010 22:33:07 GMT *biwi: shadi se pahly to tum mujh par barey sher kehty thy. husband: ab waqt badal gaya hai. biwi: phir b jaan koi sher keh do husband: lo... biwi: shadi se pahly to tum mujh par barey sher kehty thy.

husband: ab waqt badal gaya hai.

biwi: phir b jaan koi sher keh do

husband: lo suno..


jane jigar janeman
90 kilo tera wazan'

tu jo gir jaye mujh par
wahin ho jaon mein dafan.


hahahahah
 ]]> Funny Poetry Ek-Ajnabee http://forum.chatdd.com/funny-poetry/64211-bv-husband.html Mera Roza http://forum.chatdd.com/funny-poetry/64210-mera-roza.html Thu, 26 Aug 2010 22:30:03 GMT Is Maheene miri tabiat main ek ajab inqalab hota hai Mere mehboob muskara ke na dekh, Mera roza kharab hota hai
Is Maheene miri tabiat
main ek ajab inqalab hota hai
Mere mehboob muskara ke
na dekh, Mera roza kharab hota hai
]]> Funny Poetry Ek-Ajnabee http://forum.chatdd.com/funny-poetry/64210-mera-roza.html Ankkhun main motiya http://forum.chatdd.com/funny-poetry/64117-ankkhun-main-motiya.html Wed, 25 Aug 2010 15:07:55 GMT *Rang, Khushboo, Gulaab De Mujh Ko Es Duaa Mai Ajab Asar Aaya Mai Ne Phoolon Ki Aarzoo Ki Thi Aankh Mai Motiya Utar Aaya=))=))=))*
Rang, Khushboo, Gulaab De Mujh Ko
Es Duaa Mai Ajab Asar Aaya
Mai Ne Phoolon Ki Aarzoo Ki Thi
Aankh Mai Motiya Utar Aaya=))=))=))
]]> Funny Poetry Sonia Ali Khan http://forum.chatdd.com/funny-poetry/64117-ankkhun-main-motiya.html ya Rab dil-e-jaidi ko http://forum.chatdd.com/funny-poetry/64116-ya-rab-dil-e-jaidi-ko.html Wed, 25 Aug 2010 15:05:53 GMT *Ya Rab Dil-E-Jaidi Ko Ek Zinda Tamanna De Tu Khuwab Ke Pyaase Ko Tabeer Ka Dariya De Es Baar Makaan Badlun To Aesi Parosan Ho, Jo Qalb Ko Garma...
Ya Rab Dil-E-Jaidi Ko Ek Zinda Tamanna De
Tu Khuwab Ke Pyaase Ko Tabeer Ka Dariya De
Es Baar Makaan Badlun To Aesi Parosan Ho,
Jo Qalb Ko Garma De Aur Rooh Ko Tarpaa De:)):)):))
]]> Funny Poetry Sonia Ali Khan http://forum.chatdd.com/funny-poetry/64116-ya-rab-dil-e-jaidi-ko.html ajab larki thi rehti thi bas khayalon mein http://forum.chatdd.com/funny-poetry/64057-ajab-larki-thi-rehti-thi-bas-khayalon-mein.html Tue, 24 Aug 2010 22:31:02 GMT *ajab larki thi rehti thi bas khayalon mein wo zarb karti thi taqseem k sawalon meinImage:... ajab larki thi rehti thi bas khayalon mein
wo zarb karti thi taqseem k sawalon mein

classroom mein pencil talash karti thi
wo bhool jati thi us ko laga k balon mein

us ki ankhon se bazahir thi har ik baat jese
wo band rehti thi dil k hazar taloon mein

wo pyar choton se izzat baron ki karti thi
na mein bachon mein aa saka na umar walon mein

jani ab bhi agar haseenon k chehrey na parhey
to hum ny seekha kiya college k do salon mein. ]]> Funny Poetry Ek-Ajnabee http://forum.chatdd.com/funny-poetry/64057-ajab-larki-thi-rehti-thi-bas-khayalon-mein.html style http://forum.chatdd.com/funny-poetry/64055-style.html Tue, 24 Aug 2010 22:10:38 GMT Usne hume pendo keh kay hamara dil he tor dia Rameez par kiya hua jo hum biryani kay oper custard daal baithay... Lo dasso yar banday da styl... Usne hume pendo keh kay hamara dil he tor dia Rameez

par kiya hua jo hum biryani kay oper custard daal baithay...

Lo dasso yar banday da styl v te hunda ayy....! ]]> Funny Poetry Ek-Ajnabee http://forum.chatdd.com/funny-poetry/64055-style.html ahan ki khilvat http://forum.chatdd.com/funny-poetry/63603-ahan-ki-khilvat.html Thu, 19 Aug 2010 10:41:28 GMT *Jahan ki khilvat me zulzul nhi aega Gham e tohin se qabal chulphul nhi aega maklul ki ibarat hai ye qufara Wasi Dimagh phat jaega per ye...
Jahan ki khilvat me zulzul nhi aega

Gham e tohin se qabal chulphul nhi aega

maklul ki ibarat hai ye qufara Wasi

Dimagh phat jaega per ye shair samajh nhi aega
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roz subha jab main ankhian kholon tu
Khuda se yehe dua mangun
miley her kisi ko dost ap jaisa

sirf mujh per hi yeh Azaaaaaaab kaisa.


]]> Funny Poetry flower 92 http://forum.chatdd.com/funny-poetry/63561-roz-subha-jab-main-ankhian-kholon-tu.html Pyar Na Rahe To Wafa Kaun Karega, http://forum.chatdd.com/funny-poetry/63560-pyar-na-rahe-wafa-kaun-karega.html Wed, 18 Aug 2010 17:55:20 GMT Pyar Na Rahe To Wafa Kaun Karega, Dost Na Rahe To Dosti Kaun Karega. Khuda Salamat Rakhe Tumhe Varna Bandar Ki Tarah Uchal-Kood Kaun...
Pyar Na Rahe To Wafa Kaun Karega,
Dost Na Rahe To Dosti Kaun Karega.
Khuda Salamat Rakhe Tumhe
Varna Bandar Ki Tarah Uchal-Kood Kaun Karega...





]]> Funny Poetry flower 92 http://forum.chatdd.com/funny-poetry/63560-pyar-na-rahe-wafa-kaun-karega.html dunia http://forum.chatdd.com/funny-poetry/63355-dunia.html Mon, 16 Aug 2010 13:09:44 GMT *Dunia badal gai hai chatting se Hoti hai ab hacking chatting se Hoti thi larkian subah shaam hamari gali main Nikalna hogaya un ka band chatting...
Dunia badal gai hai chatting se
Hoti hai ab hacking chatting se
Hoti thi larkian subah shaam hamari gali main
Nikalna hogaya un ka band chatting se
Kyoonke hoti hain ab too settting chatting se
Dunya hogai hai bekar chatting se
Hoti hain kharab aakhein chatting se
Pahlay karte hum dost batain hotloon main
Peetay thay chai waghera hotloon main
Khoob hoti thi masti hotloon main
Khelte thay maza kiya karthe the
Ab to hoti hai baat to who bhi chatting se
Bekaar hogaya hai telephone chatting se
Hojaati hai ab voice chat chatting se
Pata nahin tha kya matlab hota hai asl ka
Pata chal gaye sare mathlub chatting se
Horahain hain bad naam Log chatting se
Karta nahin koi angrez baatein humse chatting se
Kehtay hain k aati hai English chatting se
Main kehtha hoon hogaye hai English kharab chatting se
Hoti thi bari dhoom dhaam se shadi
Nikah horaha hai ab chatting se
Ab toh aisa lagtha hai key janab
Mohabbat hogayee hai chatting se....!!!
]]> Funny Poetry Sonia Ali Khan http://forum.chatdd.com/funny-poetry/63355-dunia.html umeed http://forum.chatdd.com/funny-poetry/63354-umeed.html Mon, 16 Aug 2010 13:08:16 GMT *koi umeed bar nahi atti nakal ki sorat nazar nahi ati staff room mai to khob ronak hai par teacher class mai nahi ati pahlay ati thee theek...
koi umeed bar nahi atti
nakal ki sorat nazar nahi ati

staff room mai to khob ronak hai
par teacher class mai nahi ati

pahlay ati thee theek thak english
Engineering karnay kay baad zara nahi ati

jantay hain parhai hai zawar
par tabyat udhar nahi ati

parhnay batho to neend ati hai
cable lagao to nahi ati

canteen hi hai duniya apni
wahan bell ki awaz nahi ati

teacher mujh ko kahtay hain
tum ko fail kardonga
per deeth hum itnay hain k
sharam nahi ateee
]]> Funny Poetry Sonia Ali Khan http://forum.chatdd.com/funny-poetry/63354-umeed.html Joota aur Zardari... http://forum.chatdd.com/funny-poetry/63119-joota-aur-zardari.html Thu, 12 Aug 2010 20:26:31 GMT *Ye soch k usney zardari ki taraf joota phenk dia Faraz Joota to phr chala jaega per ye Haram khoor phr hath nhi aega... =)) =)) =)) =)) =))...
Ye soch k usney zardari ki taraf joota phenk dia Faraz

Joota to phr chala jaega per ye Haram khoor phr hath nhi aega...

=)) =)) =)) =)) =)) =)) =)) =)) =)) =)) =))
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