[NaughtyButNice]

A sardar learning English introduces his family in the party:

Hi! I am sardar,
This is my sardarni,
He is my kid,
& she is my kidney.

EK PATHAN TRAIN KI PATHRI PAR LET GAYA
EK SAHAB NE KAHA PATHAN JI KIYA KAR RAHE HO TRAIN AAYGI TO MAR JAOGE
PATHAN BOLA ABE MERE UPPAR SE TO JAHAZ GUZAR GAYA TRAIN KIYA CHEEZ HAI






Aap k BRAIN ki Xray report agayi hai,
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10 gram mitti
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05 gram kanker pathar
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10 gram keerey makorey
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20 gram makri k jaaley
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500 gram bhoosa
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kamal hai mujhe laga khali hoga





1st sardar,, i m going ka kiya matlab hota hai
2nd sardar,, main jaraha hon
1st saradar,, aese nahi jane donga pehle matlab bata.