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Wakeel:talaq kerwanay k 50,000 Rs. lagain gay

Husbandagal ho kya? Qazi nay tu Rs. 101 mai shadi kerwai thi

Wakeel: Daikh liya sastay kaam ka nateeja...



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Banta Singh was shifting his residence. He was packing his belongings.
By midnight he was too tired and dozed off with the house door open.

A sound woke him up. A thief was packing valuables. Banta Singh found
it very amusing; the thief was doing the job for him!

"When this smart guy finishes packing, I will catch him". Banta was a
hefty guy; so when the burglar finished packing, Banta Singh jumped on
him and tied him up. Then he went to the police station and reported the
matter.
"What did you do to the thief"?
"I tied his hands; you come and collect him".
"I hope you tied his legs too".
Banta Singh felt a cold feeling in his spine; he had forgotten about
the legs. He sat down for a while. Then he cheered up and said,

"Inspector Sab, the thief, he will still be there".
"How do you know"?
"Well, that fellow is also a Sardarji".


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Once all the scientists die and go to
heaven............ They decide
to play hide-n-seek.........Unfortunately Einstein is the one who has
the den...........He is supposed to count up to 100...and then start
searching.....

Everyone starts hiding except Newton.........
Newton just draws a square of 1 meter and stands in it right in front
of Einstein...........

Einstein's counting
1,2,3......97,98,99.....100........ He opens his eyes and finds Newton
standing in front........

Einstein says "newton's out..newton's....out....."
Newton denies and says i am not out........
He claims that he is not Newton......

All the scientists come out to see how he proves that he is not
Newton..........

Newton says "I am standing in a square of area 1m squared..... That
makes me Newton per meter squared...... since one Newton per meter squared
is one Pascal, I'm Pascal, Therefore Pascal is OUT...........!

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Dad to Son : When I beat u how do u control your anger.
son: I start cleaning toilet.
Dad: how does that satisfy you?
Son: I clean with ur tooth brush.


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Sardar on phone "Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now".
Doctor: Is this her first child?
Sardar: No this is her husband speaking............



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